Romance Novels....  

Mccartney2003 38M
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8/5/2005 1:37 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Romance Novels....

I do have a good idea for a book. I read somewhere that half of all books sold worldwide are romance novels. So there is huge commercial potential, but on the other hand, what is the one major problem with romance novels? That's right: no robots. So I'm going to write a romance novel wherein a beautiful young princess is forced to choose between marrying her hemophiliac first cousin and running away with a strapping, roguish merchant who has an enormous cock. Meanwhile, robots will be blowing crap up all over the place with their laser eyes.

It's like printing your own money.


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