Non Scents  

Mccartney2003 38M
479 posts
8/1/2005 1:18 pm

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Non Scents

Non Scents
Apparently Jennifer Lopez has a "fragrance" (which is what they call perfume these days, I guess) called Glow by J-Lo. Here's some others that will follow on its heels.

Mince by Prince
This Is How You Should Smell by Martha Stewart
Texas Tea by G.W.B.
Free For The Taking by Winona
Affair by Cher
I Am Led To Understand That This Has An Agreeable Odor But, Lacking A Nose, I Cannot Vouch For It Myself by Michael Jackson
Stink by N*Sync
Attack of the Colognes by Lucas
Drool by Jewel
I Hereby Command You To Purchase This by Oprah
Republic of Sudan by Alan Greenspan
Stench by Judi Dench

1586 posts
8/1/2005 2:39 pm

I'm picturing a huge lineup of women with eyes glazed over and arms outstretched zombie style dragging their feet toward Oprah's perfume counter.

"Ohhhprah...Ohhhprah..." LOL

Masseur_0 41M

8/1/2005 3:53 pm

Repulic of Sudan by Alan Greenspan? Shame on you...
Is it packaged my 10 yr old Darfur slave girls?....Gotta try me some...

Mccartney2003 38M
281 posts
8/1/2005 4:05 pm


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