New Star Wars special edition Ep3  

Mccartney2003 38M
479 posts
6/24/2005 2:28 am

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New Star Wars special edition Ep3

Revenge of the Sith is dark like really, really dark, darker even than The Empire Strikes Back. That's too bad. I'm sure I speak for all Star Wars fans everywhere when I say that the comic hijinks of C3PO, Jar-Jar, and those loveable Ewoks have been our favorite parts of the series.

Back in the last decade old Lucas brought out the older movies with lot's of extra scenes that was part of his "Master vision" that he was not able to do when they first came out.

Everyone knows Lucas loves the monopoly he has on the toy market, I know my son has about every toy made for the damn films.
When he comes out with a new movie or added extras to the films he can again market new dvd's and toys ect ect. Word also has it he is again going to release all films in theaters all over the world next year.

I was thinking a extra way for him to market this idea would be to make all three of the newer films have his master vision touch again.
What better way than to add that missing laugh from the current film.

And I have a great idea as to how he could do it. I think he should reveal that the grill on the front of Darth Vader's mask is, in fact, a built-in harmonica, and during those lonely moments when Darth is by himself eating a microwave dinner at home or waiting for a bus or whatever he will sometimes breath out a few verses of "Oh, Susanna" to keep his spirits up.

Maybe the helmet's technology could even allow him to sing along while playing:

Oh I come from planet Tatooine,
The weather, it was dry.
Was a Jedi knight, but now I'm bad
Oh Padmé don't you cry.

Amidala
Oh don't you cry for me,
Cuz I'm happy on the dark side with
My master Palpatine ...


jimxxx1971 47M

6/24/2005 7:10 am

Princess amidala,
i'm sorry i killed you
it was totally an accident
i really didn't mean to

obi wan kenobi,
oh don't you cry for me
even though my legs you chopped
i'm still dark and happy

terrible effort, i know.


Mccartney2003 38M
281 posts
6/24/2005 9:49 pm

LMAO


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