Modern wedding anniversary greeting card selection.  

Mccartney2003 38M
479 posts
8/21/2005 2:17 pm

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Modern wedding anniversary greeting card selection.

I was thinking that I could start a line of new greeting cards for the modern marriage.
Here are some of the ideas I've had thus far.

"I've come to realize that I loathe you."

"I'm sorry I keep calling out your sister's name in bed."

"It's about time I started letting myself go."

"If you weren't so frigid I wouldn't need to cheat."

"You are merely a vessel for your parents' flawed genetic matter."

"We have a storybook marriage. Specfically, the story is Lord of the Flies."

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
8/21/2005 6:32 pm

Here's a couple more:

"My mum was right about you"

"Yes, your arse does make those pants look fat"

"I'll stop looking when you start cooking"

AtomicKisss 58M

8/21/2005 8:10 pm

Have you thought about divorce greeting cards? You are on to something!

Mccartney2003 38M
281 posts
8/21/2005 8:26 pm

Too true. Another good topic.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/21/2005 8:32 pm

I can arrange some advertising for these cards over at the TATTLER.


Mccartney2003 38M
281 posts
8/22/2005 7:59 pm

Hey that would be great Keith! Maybe bring this hole in a wall blog some notice.

And mizzkitka I learned long ago not to fry in the nude.

UrLilSexKitten19 30F
18 posts
9/2/2005 8:09 pm

MizzKitka, that's nothing you should see me, I get in these weird moods about 3am where I have to bake something, and since i usally sleep well yeah I wind up baking cookies in the weee hours of the morning in the BirthDay suit. Quite amuseing you should try it sometime, just something fun about cookie dough and nakedness...

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