I Hate Mice. The dark side comes out....  

Mccartney2003 38M
479 posts
7/16/2005 5:42 pm

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I Hate Mice. The dark side comes out....

I am an animal lover. I pet every cat I pass on the street, even the ones which flatten their ears and narrow their eyes and make noises similar to those my garbage disposal makes when a plastic sprork gets wedged down there. I firmly believe that every motion picture should include at least one dog. And when there are spiders in my house, I try to herd them out onto the porch rather than squash them outright.

But since a few years ago, I have had a special place in my heart for mice. And like all the places in my heart, it's a place full of BLOOD!

When I was living in Jordan, I lived in a small adobe house and lived primarily on grain, fruit and tubers the three food groups that mice thrive on. So it wasn't long until the walls of my adobe home were hollowed out and turned into little rodent townhomes. And there began my protracted war on mousiedom. In fact, I think my fondest memory of living there was the night I awoke at 2 am to the sounds of a mouse raiding my rice (again!). I groggily arose, somehow managed to corner the little beast (a near impossible feat, since they had escape holes about every two feet along the adobe walls) and beat it to death with my broom. I'm smiling just thinking about it.

Incidentally, here's how I finally won: I made a bucketful of Death Dough, by combining equal parts flour, water, oats and rat poison. I took the resulting mixture and plugged up every mousehole in the joint. That night the mice, as usual, chewed through all my barriers and partied hearty until the wee hours of the morning, but a that was the last night of mouse-induced insomnia I had to endure.
MUH hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Masseur_0 41M

7/17/2005 7:09 am

Nice job Willard.
Reminds me of when I was in Australia. Went to Queensland and visited a friend of the family who had a sugar cane farm. We were walking through and he was telling me about all the bloody beautiful things about cane,,,Yea, OK. He then said, "ya know, mate, you can just hack a cane down and just start chewin' on it it's bloody lovely. But ya gotta watchout for the snakes and mice." I wasn't sure what he meant . It just so happened that he chose a lucky cane. He hacked it down, went to look in it for a treat and saw that a little mouse was already in there hollowing it out. Yea, always look before you eat...

rm_Elysia2005 43F
412 posts
7/18/2005 6:51 pm

I, myself, hate clowns.

In fact there is a lovely little web site devoted to it. I hate clowns dot com.

rm_Elysia2005 43F
412 posts
7/18/2005 6:53 pm

I, myself, hate clowns.

In fact there is a lovely little web site devoted to it. I hate clowns dot com. The site, mind you, is not mine.

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