Hello genetic engineers!  

Mccartney2003 38M
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7/15/2005 11:50 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Hello genetic engineers!

Hello genetic engineers! It seems like every week I read about how you guys invented some crazy new type of animal. But it's never anything useful like a rapping monkey, it's inevitably some dumb thing like a thirty pound squirrel or a lactating seahorse. I once even heard about mice that had jellyfish DNA and they glowed in the dark. It's pretty obvious that you guys are just making stuff up as you go along instead of fulfilling specific needs.

So here you go! This weekend I collected, like, three Hefty-bag's worth of apples that had fallen from the huge apple tree in my back yard. It was a total drag, because the apples were on the ground, and it took forever to get them all, and now my back is killing me. So here's what I need. I need an appleless apple tree. You got that? No, don't just say "yeah," write it down. Appleless apple tree. If you don't write it down you are just going to forget, and then later you'll try to remember and probably get it all wrong and make an appleful apple tree or a tree that grows grapes. And Lord knows I don't need an appleful apple tree -- I already got one of those, that's the problem.

But while you at it...
I would also like a glo-in-the-dark pony and a dog that can play basketball. Thanks.

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