Fat cat. ya know ya like it PHAT  

Mccartney2003 38M
479 posts
8/8/2005 9:17 pm

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Fat cat. ya know ya like it PHAT

My cat and I had a fight this morning. A little misunderstanding, if you will. It ends up that he's sensitive about his body image, and gets upset when I make fun of him for being fat, while I'm sensitive about being eviscerated by half-crazed animals.
He's looking at me right now, you know. I'll bet he's thinking about how he wants to slash at me with his claws, and to take me in his jaws and fling me around the room like the synthetic mice I buy him in futile attempts to quell his rage, and then finally, when he's done toying with me, how he wants to tear me asunder and feast on my entrails.

I'll bet he's TOTALLY thinking that.

Or, at very least, he's thinking about walking on my keyboard for the 11th time since I started typing this.

Masseur_0 41M

8/10/2005 6:44 pm

Dude, the dots are messing with me. Tyhere's dots in the white grid but when I look at them they disappear. Is tghat the work of your cat too?....Crafty kitty ya got there.

Mccartney2003 38M
281 posts
8/10/2005 8:39 pm

Nah it's the LSD flashing back on you again.

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