Diamonds out of the dead?  

Mccartney2003 38M
479 posts
7/22/2005 10:29 pm

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Diamonds out of the dead?

I was surfing the web when I came across the most strange website I have ever seen. I never thought anyone did stuff like this. Apparently there's a company that will take the ashes of your deceased loved-one and turn them into a diamond. That's a great idea! But the prices are outrageous: ten grand for only three-fourths of a caret.

Why so much? Is it because it's expensive to generate the pressure needed to squeeze a gem out of carbon-based ashes? If so, they should offer a cheaper option for regular folks like you and I: pay for a lower PSI and turn your deceased loved-one's ashes into a charcoal briquette! Heck, that would be better than a diamond, because you could put the final product to good use.

Neil: Awesome barbecue, dude. These bratwurst are killer.

Carl: The secret is in the Uncle Milton.

And for real cheapskates, they could just stuff your loved-one's ashes into a snowglobe for keepsaking. They should make custom snowglobes, with landscapes in the bottom and Dead Guy Ashes in the air. Why drop Grandpa Willie over the mountains once, when, with a daily shake, you can scatter his ashes over them day after day after day?


redmustang91 57M  
8605 posts
7/22/2005 11:49 pm

I doubt they actually take your relative and make a diamond out of him/her. Can buy a 3/4 carat diamond for two thousand or so and pocket the difference. How can you tell if uncle willie is in the diamond? I want to see them make the diamond with the ashes!


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
7/23/2005 1:51 am

I want to be a diamond, and I want to be set into the eye of a Pewter dragon, to be placed on the centre of the dinner table at every family meal, so as I can haunt my children forever....

close your mouth when you chew!

use your fork!

Finish your dinner!

I SAW THAT!

WyvernRose


Mccartney2003 38M
281 posts
7/23/2005 3:20 pm

lol. That would be morbid. And yes there is a place that will make actual diamonds out of human ashes. Verified and checked.
They can now make the diamonds blue!
Woohoo


Masseur_0 41M

7/24/2005 12:00 am

morbid indeed..My mom's gonna be on my mantle to watch over me...She has it in her will...Her clause is to haunt the eldest son I guess...But I dig the snowglobe idea...That may work. But greyt snow? It woulod only wotk in Pittsburg or Detroit or any industrial rsuted out town where the snow actually is ash...maybe Eastern Europe. I hear it rains grey sulfer in Dnepropetrovsk.


playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
7/24/2005 10:53 am

Mccartney says, "And for real cheapskates, they could just stuff your loved-one's ashes into a snowglobe for keepsaking. They should make custom snowglobes, with landscapes in the bottom and Dead Guy Ashes in the air. Why drop Grandpa Willie over the mountains once, when, with a daily shake, you can scatter his ashes over them day after day after day?"

Is that while you sing, "shake shake shake, shake shake shake...shake your booty, shake your booty"


Mccartney2003 38M
281 posts
7/24/2005 1:45 pm

lmao at the two of you. If anything did you know that in some places in Paris it snows grey and black snow?


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