The Muffin man  

rm_MaxJ996 41M
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11/22/2005 11:00 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Muffin man

The muffin man is seated at the table, in the laboratory of the Utility muffin research kitchen.

Reaching for an oversize chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffing remnants, and pushing his scapular aside proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt.

He turns to us and speaks #x201C;Some people like cupcakes better, I for one careless for them.”

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing Anointment utensil, he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.

Later he says:

Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god’s grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

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