No Humor in the Blue Collar  

Masseur_0 41M
172 posts
7/29/2005 8:38 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

No Humor in the Blue Collar

Man, I gotta get away and find my own kind again. I've been trapped in this blue collar manual labor job and it's killing me. Now I have nothing against salt of the earth laborers, they make the workd go 'round, but it just ain't for me. WOrst part is that I left a great job to take this one so that my wofe and I could move back up to her hometown. now we're seperated, she's moving on and I;'m stuck in a shiddy job.....Anyway, here's the reaon for this post. Gotta get away from this bull stuff and find like minds....I walked into work this morning and said " 'Mornin' " to Bob the old man (my dad's age) who jujst bitches all day. "What's so good about it?" He says. " Didn't say GOOD morning, just 'mornin'". "Well, good, cause it ain't goods and ain't getting any better."...I then say "Aww, Bob what can I do to make it a better day?" In my cheery sarcastic voice...He says "well, yer not my wife so ya can't give me a blowjob." Now I can't just let that one go, I gotta poke at him "Aww now Bob, you just close yer eyes, you'll never know the difference."...Damn I thought he was gonna kick the shit outta me. you would' thought I tried to stick my tongue down his throat. He was so flustered and screamed "Get this faggot outta my face!!" He was pissed off the rest of the day, good thing it was Friday.
The wors part is no one had my back and people are wondering if I was joking or not. Damn, the fuggin proletariat are so touchey. Now folks are asking me if I'm gay...Damn, did I ever put my foot in my mouth this time. I just started to respond after the 2nd inquiry "are you curious or just wondering?"..THen they just slide away, always keeping me in their sights...

"What ever happened to all the fun in the world" -Zappa


Ana_6973 43F

7/29/2005 10:55 pm

Wow. Back home in Iowa that joke wouldn't have gotten your ass kicked or possibly kicked. Well maybe in western or southern Iowa. Around where I grew up, they'd have laughed.

Now here in Vegas, that is another story. This state is backwards.

I'm sorry your day sucked.

~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~


bbw33sable 46F

7/30/2005 9:37 pm

Lord...Rednecks are everywhere.....thank god where i work...we would have laughed..since most of us at my work are misfit fuck ups...we wouldn't think nothing of it.....i'd find me somewhere else to go...fuck em

PS Where the hell u been???? I've been missin ya


lifeisablast333 53M

8/4/2005 10:18 am

well, some people can't take a joke. funkem if they can't take a joke, and jokem if they can't take a funk. we think it's funnt stuff, ole bob should lighten up, it's clear he is a homophobic ole dork, and his ole ladie ain't giving it up, or he would be a happier ole dude.


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