IKEA RULES!!!  

Masseur_0 41M
172 posts
7/15/2005 9:24 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

IKEA RULES!!!

Went to Ikea yesterday for the first time. THeres one in White Marsh outside of Baltimore which I guess was one of the 1st 4 in the country (like that means anything).
Oh My God. I never thought I would love loomking at home furnishings so much. I didn't want to leave. I wanted to lock myself in one of the made up rooms with a bowl of popcorn on the plush sofa, watching the huge plasma tv and just chill...I was so excited! Why am I so excited about home decore?! Why was I feeling this way? Where are my balls?
Where's the beef jerky and pneumatic tools?
Naw, IKEA is my new playground. I can';t even afford to get anyting (but I did manage to walk out with 2 beer glasses and a power strip extension chord)...
I'm thanking the Norse gods as we speak for blessing this planet with an IKEA. I loves my IIKEA, loves my IKEA.


Ana_6973 43F

7/16/2005 11:30 am

LOL. See now this blog should worry you. You might be getting more emails from men then women after this one.

~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~


Masseur_0 41M

7/16/2005 1:16 pm

I can't deny it. I'm now using colors like saffron and melon in my speech. I wanna go back just so I can look at the kitchen sink faucets again and get better ideas for decorating my bathroom..OK now I need to get laid...I'm starting to implode into myself....Before I know it I'll be watching Christopher Lowell programs and standing arounds dwith my hands on my hips...Clutch the pearls!!


rm_big_swede 50M
18 posts
7/16/2005 6:39 pm

Mass....

Ana may be right...but as a straight guy who happens to be half swedish and speaks swedish semi fluently...(ie I can tell you to go fuck yourself) IKEA is actually swedish for "Let's Sell The Americans Our Crap at a 400% Markup". I agree it is fun to look at though....


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