Day 18  

MaskedFlatterer 41M
131 posts
2/25/2006 2:12 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Day 18

You know sometimes you get those emails that make you suspicious. The kind that whisper “cut and paste” in your ear. The kind that say things like, “Let’s get it on.” They are responding to one of your emails but it seems like they have not read it or your profile either. They appear to remind you of another email you seem to get about Foreign businessmen needing to borrow your bank account to transfer millions of dollars in return for which they will give you 10% if only you would give them your bank details.

What does one do? Obviously as a gentleman I am bound to reply to each and every young lady who comes to my door. I just send them another story. That usually shuts them up.

Equally annoying are those who say “Lets meet up for a drink.” On the face of it that sounds great. You live in Scotland and I live in the south of England. Are you going to fly or spend 11 hours in a car driving here? Your dedication does you credit. Your Bimboness does not.

Maybe I am bitter as it is the first day in 2 weeks on AdultFriendFinder that I have not had a new email. *Oops just has one arrive* I guess my novelty is wearing off. I am considering putting up a photo. Now the reason I have not is I don’t want anything to cloud my writing. I want people to come to me because of the quality of my words not because of physical qualities. But a photo (even without a face) would put me higher in the listings and psychologically makes more people want to read my profile. Hmm. Decisions, decisions. What should I do?

Keep Smiling (as it is the only thing that keeps me sane)

The MaskedFlatterer

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
2/25/2006 5:14 pm

Lets fuck Yours truly, Literary Ballerina.

SxyCrazyCool 38F

2/26/2006 4:20 am

You've got yourself a little dilemma there..

I can imagine you wanting to have more readers of course.. but--

wait.. hang on.. i'll send you a mail..


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
2/28/2006 8:59 pm

Mf.if you're smiling it doesn't show......stop being such a downer and count yourself lucky..Think of all the men ,,on AdultFriendFinder who'd like the sort of attention you're getting. Why don't you trade.your contacts for their constructive critiscism. I'm sure the blokes would consider it a fair swap.. That's if you have the aforementioned girlies' permission, of course. You don't have mine, by the way. I get far too much mail, as it is, thank you.. Bye for now. I'll be looking for you, in my blog basement.

Luv n stuff...Susie....

MaskedFlatterer 41M

3/1/2006 4:44 pm

Men reading my work. Eeek! Now help me down from the top of the wardrobe and don’t scare me like that again.

Naughty Susie!


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