Jaw-dropping encounter...  

MajorEasy 46M
3805 posts
4/4/2006 10:58 pm
Jaw-dropping encounter...


Recently met up with a couple from Hong Kong...F.R to follow...

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MajorEasy 46M
2693 posts
4/5/2006 10:55 am

We met for coffee...the husband is a stocky man who is quick with a hearty laugh...a very nice guy...the wife looks like a typical tai tai, proportionally fleshy, pretty face with a really sweet smile...a little taller than her husband....all round...lovely couple...

Both have a great sense of humour though only marginal English...so we chatted in a mix of English and Cantonese...he attempted Mandarin, had to ask him to never try it in public ever again...heh heh heh ...fortunately for me, they are easy going as I'm funniest in English...in Cantonese, I have to revert to Stephen Chow-ish antics which can be both childish and annoying...totally in my elements then...

During the chat, the wife said ah mui (sister in Cantonese) will be joining us later...which raised my interest even more...
The sister showed up and she was not a disappointment...a wee bit skinny for my liking and shorter than the wife...but she has a cheerful nature and was bouncy and full of energy...quite the sunshine girl...though she and the wife didn't look much alike, they talked in a similar fashion...

They invited me back to their apartment......if what I hope will happen is going to happen...the night is certainly filled with a new found kinkiness....

(to be continued...)

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There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
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skinnerbox 52M/45F

4/6/2006 6:34 am

Hmm, first to post, it can’t be that kinky for this scene, surely? With lesbianism and so-called bisexuality in women being so trendy around here it’s almost passé. Wow, nevertheless, a family that plays together. Progressive, but can’t say it’s remotely my cup of tea. I’ve never harboured even fantasies about anyone in my own family. I gag if I happen to run into my sister naked around the house. At my own nakedness, hehheh. Out of curiosity, do you have any fanciable brothers?

Chinese familial titles can be very specific, especially the Cantonese. My Mom went back to Kedah in north Malaysia recently and it dawned on her that half the state must be related to her and what must be untold others in Guangzhou province. Meal times with the extended family is a pain, you have to roll call out to every one senior to you as a mark of respect (oppression) by descending rank before you can get to eat. So, after Yeye, Mama, Gonggong and Porpor decide to join you your proceedings may get a bit more than a mouthful. The "Ah Mui" is really a blood sister?

Nice that the set-up got handed to you on a platter, but what about some real intrigue and frisson, manoeuvering to sleep with members of the same family without their (initial) knowledge ala Tory MP Alan Clark?


MajorEasy 46M
2693 posts
4/6/2006 10:09 am

Wow...you originate from Kedah?? And you're at least half Cantonese...have I told you I'm in love with you??

: )

Nah...my brother is the very definition of undesirable...he was an ugly baby and he never grew out of it...

Jumped in there a little quick my story critic...this is what we writers call building suspense...or in layman's vocab...saving something for my fee next week...

: D

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There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
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MajorEasy 46M
2693 posts
4/6/2006 10:23 am

(cont)

When we got back to their place...things got hot real quick...the sister and I felt each other up as the husband and wife got it on...we were all on third base and savouring the sensory overload without actually getting to the main course...after a while...the wife moved over to give me a bj while the husband went down on the sister...it was a new sensation for me as though I've been with sisters before...it's never at the same time...however, things changed rather quickly ater this...we left kinkyville and entered freaky town...

As I was nicely woman-handled and enjoying the view of another woman showing pleasure of being eaten...I remember thinking how lucky this guy is...having a pair of sisters who are open and truly believed in keeping it in the family....oh what his nights must be like...

(to be continued...)

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There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
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skinnerbox 52M/45F

4/6/2006 8:11 pm

Oooops, sorry, man. For interrupting. I’ll go sit in a corner and put on the dunce cone then. Or start my own personality cult (blog).


MajorEasy 46M
2693 posts
4/6/2006 9:27 pm

Heh heh heh...that cone makes you look really cute...come out of the corner and sit with me a while...

"Every move you make
Every breath you take
Every cake you bake
Every leg you break..." (S)



No offence sweetheart...I'd love nothing more than reading your blog...but having all of three people understand what you write may not be the popular way to go...hahahahahaha...before you throw something...just remember who loves you....



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There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
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happyladychat 47F
3740 posts
4/7/2006 2:06 am

hmmm...... Major, u're getting kinky. Your other half knows about this?

Anyway, I've got an invitation to go on a threesome but I politely turned it down. Don't think I'm as brave as you... who is going on foursome! OMG! Think I'm getting too old and unadventurous.

Staying tune for your (cont).

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


MajorEasy 46M
2693 posts
4/7/2006 11:39 pm

Heh heh...HLC...how are you sweetie??...


Foursome is not kinky...that's pretty normal for the swing scene...and yes, the light of my life knows that I hang out with the swingin crowd...she's ok with it as long as I'm safe...

It's also not about age...there are swingers as young as 19 and as old as 60 (maybe older ones are around too...these are just those I know about..)

And skinner darling...nice pic...lovely arms, beautiful hands and fitting hat...

Next instalment coming up tonight...

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There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
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MajorEasy 46M
2693 posts
4/8/2006 1:34 pm

(cont)

Everyone got real busy as the husband and I worked our unrehearsed tag team routine...he and I must ensure that we have clear and de-conflicted physical seperation, but the ladies were pretty much all over each other...I enjoyed that I have to many times worm my way over one woman to get to the other, and being a gentleman, surely one does not pass through without acknowledging the lady...yes, the joy of a lusty obstacle course!!!

This went on for what seems like hours but felt like minutes...both women were outdoing each other on the voice front and after a while, I was able to tell the sister and the wife apart solely on the way they moaned, sighed or gasped...it doesn't get better than this...or so I thought....

After the husband was done, he departed for a shower...the wife asked if she can be the one to finish me off with a bj...in her words, she wanted cum in both ends...the sister agreed so who was I to object??
I climbed off the sister, peeled the condom off...and positioned myself for the big blast-off...the wife worked her tongue and lips admirably and it was going to be a good ride...

The sister called out to the wife that she too was going to have a shower....but two words from her sentence indicated that I took a wrong turn going to kinkyville and ended up instead in freaky town...I felt myself going soft in the wife's lovely mouth.....

(to be continued...)

. . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...
There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
.


skinnerbox 52M/45F

4/8/2006 7:04 pm

Yes, yes, very kinky… mmmm… *she mutters absently*

Shameless plug here for my first blog entry.


MajorEasy 46M
2693 posts
4/8/2006 9:49 pm

Hahahaha...my extra-long winded wordsmith with the occasional subtle bite-size directness....you are just lovely ...must be the longest first post in the history of A-F-F blog...

Ohhhhhh...face pic...seems we forgetten the public image minefield...love it!!!

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There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
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skinnerbox 52M/45F

4/9/2006 2:33 am

Hey, thanks for the first (and only) comment on my blog. You were wrong on one account though, you're the only who appears to understand me.

Nah, since I get mistaken for every other Lian or housewife that you see, I think I can rest in the relative safety of never actually being recognised.


watsup_ange 40M
21 posts
4/9/2006 9:59 am

am still waitin for ya to finish major ....


MajorEasy 46M
2693 posts
4/9/2006 10:35 pm

Hey my ex-housewife Lian wannabe......just to correct you slightly...one or the other is not complete...they have to be Lian and housewife rolled into one...hahaha...(to anyone else reading this...I'm just playing with my darling skinner...please don't take offence nor believe this about me...)

I appreciate the endorsement...but while I may understand what you write (methinks that's what you're trying to say...heh heh)...I dare not claim to understand you...the slightly mysterious you is sooooo much more appealing...for now...

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There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
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MajorEasy 46M
2693 posts
4/9/2006 11:06 pm

(cont)

There was an urge for me to clarify the statement...but I knew there was a good chance the answer would totally ruin what's left of my erection...so I did what any self-respecting ostrich would do...I buried my face between her thighs...kept my mouth busy to prevent any inadvertent release of questions....

It worked to perfection as before long...we were both rocked by mighty orgasms...mine was sweet as she took me all the way in and it felt like I was inside a giant vacuum with absolutely no escape...but hers was such that suspicious looking white fluid tickled out in spurts...thank goodness I stayed focus on the magic button and didn't venture further south than that...but the sight of the spurts was awesome...

As we were floating back to earth...I rolled over to lie beside her and asked her the question...and with the confirmation...I was condamned to be a resident of freaky town...

After that, the wife and I shared a bath...but I could never look at the sister or the husband the same again...

Ohh...the statement you ask?? the sister, as she was going to shower, called the wife 'ah soh'...which in Cantonese means the wife of an elder brother....and yes...it's true...the husband and the sister are blood siblings...as I found out later, they have been this way since before the marriage...and the wife doesn't mind...according to her...better the sister than some unknown woman...Jesus H Christ...

I vow never to return to freaky town...and I shall update my map to kinkyville...no more shall I take unknown turns lest they lead me to the seriously dark abyss....nevertheless...what a ride!!!

The end....

***Disclaimer***...this couple and his sister are not members of this site as far as I know...so they should not have a chance to read this...but in the unfortunate event that any of the three eventually do read this...it's not me...I didn't do it...I never met you and we never had coffee, let alone sex of any kind...I don't even know who you people are...okie??
: )

. . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...
There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
.


skinnerbox 52M/45F

4/10/2006 2:59 am

H-O-L-Y S-M-O-K-E-S.

When I asked if “Ah Mui” was a blood sister, I’d never have figured it went the other way. I thought “freaky” meant you found out that one of the party had a rubber prosthetic limb or a glass eye or was transgendered or...

*not sure if she needs to faint or to barf first, ok, she’s decided to do both*


Scribe67 49M

4/10/2006 7:36 am

...strains of 'duelling banjo' playing in the background...


MajorEasy 46M
2693 posts
4/10/2006 11:01 am



yipe...so now you know...it's really tough being me...

Hahahahaha...Scribie...that's the first thing I thought of too...well...not the banjo...the boy's face??

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There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
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happyladychat 47F
3740 posts
4/10/2006 4:00 pm

Major My Dear.... siblings doing it!!! OMG, and you tell me it's not kinky... HA HA HA...

Well.... but glad you shared, it was really a major "enlightenment" to me.

AND mine mine.... fast to cover your track with your Disclaimer. LL

Now I'm really major curious how you are like in person.

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


MajorEasy 46M
2693 posts
4/10/2006 10:04 pm



Yes HLC...sweetie...this is not kinky...kinky I can handle...this is an episode off the twilight zone...

Damn it Scribie...I now hear the duelling banjo everywhere I go...

Hahaha...HLC...be curious...be very curious...but if you wish to find out...I need assurance that you don't have a brother...or at least not that sort of brother...

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There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
.


rm_janeraped 40F
3772 posts
4/17/2006 12:01 pm

LOL! Scribe, I like your dwelling banjo reference.


MajorEasy 46M
2693 posts
4/17/2006 11:47 pm



Hahahaha...yup...that Scribie...he puts my few pages worth of story into one line...if I didn't like him so much as a friend...I'd have to kill him...


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There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
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