Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving  

MaggiesWishes 60F
2231 posts
11/23/2005 11:15 am

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Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn. You'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
11/24/2005 11:59 am

20 ) Can I baste your meat for you?

Too funny, Thanx... and Happy Thanxgiving!

Seems to be the current Topic du Jour... I'd love for you to visit the wackier of my two Posts on the holiday, Fucking Cranberry Jelly...


Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



rm_wantemfine 64M
6 posts
11/25/2005 5:55 am

maybe u should do the stand up in NYC...a sense of humor is another plus

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
11/25/2005 6:56 am

20. Nice pie!!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

rm_Smile_My_Way 59M
1519 posts
11/25/2005 7:46 am

This is so good. Loved it.

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