The Answer Machine Answers  

MaggiesWishes 60F
2231 posts
12/11/2005 2:26 am

Last Read:
6/25/2006 3:09 pm

The Answer Machine Answers

Hippy, my wife and I, Square, can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
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A~ is for academics, B~ is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message themisskrissy... is here.
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Hi. This is Bardicman. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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Hi, I'm travelingintexas right now but my answering machine is ready to listen, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
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Hi! WickedVerse's answering machine is broken. This is her refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
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Hello, this is keithcancook's microwave. His answering machine just eloped with his tape deck, so I'm stuck with taking his calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.
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Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
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This is not an answering machine -- this is a real telepathic thought- recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a number where Maggieswishes can reach you, and she'll think about returning your call.
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Hi. You have reached Spinmedown. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
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Hi, this is sizzle364. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message.
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Hello ... this is Bella. You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.
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You have reached Solarpowered0. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us Deputy Dawgs.
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Hello, you've reached Hippy and Square. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Hippy likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right ... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll get back to you.

**note**
The above named members were not harmed during the taping of these answers and are still alive and waiting for your call in "blogville".

© Maggieswishes 2005
Note: Copy usage of this material is a form of plagiarisms and is not permitted without the express written consent of the author or a mention of the author with a link back to this article.


keithcancook 60M
17832 posts
12/11/2005 5:12 am

I love creative posts like this, you clever girl, you.


MaggiesWishes 60F

12/11/2005 12:47 pm

Keith ~ Ya can come cook for me anytime, sweetone.

**<~~ she doesn't have microwave**
Altho, in the wee small hours of the morning, me mind sometimes works best "backasswards"... damn dyslexia. LOL!


SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
12/12/2005 12:22 am

Hello... Please hold for the next available answering machine. It may be mine. It may not be. But whomever's machine it is, I'll get the message - sooner or later. Or maybe I won't. I don't know. Neither does this machine. Oh well, it ain't mine. Or is it? Just call back later, OK?

Solar...


bardicman 50M

12/12/2005 1:56 am

**note**
The above named members were not harmed during the taping of these answers and are still alive and waiting for your call in "blogville".

**MY NOTE**
Since I seemed to have cracked a rib laughing I may take issues with your note..
Very good work in humourously assigning messages to personalities..

I bow to the Mistress.. What?? lick you toes while I am down here.. Yes mistress......



I am not dead yet


MaggiesWishes 60F

12/12/2005 2:46 am

<~~~ Beeeeeeeeep!

You have reached an unknown Solarpowered number, please call back when someone is available to take your call...


MaggiesWishes 60F

12/12/2005 3:07 pm

<==== seated, perched on the stool, legs crossed, bare foot~ slightly twirling.

Slave Bard...
Come hither to me. Now, I want you to go to CVS, and there's this really wicked Loreal Red Nail Polish that I want for tonight! You'll know the one.
Purchase that, and you may paint my toes when you return.
Mauu'ah
Your Christmas Mistress
(happy to make you smile, but see me later for details)


MaggiesWishes 60F

12/13/2005 12:03 pm

<==== google.babe to Trav's rescue!

Don't worry Trav ~~ I'll find you!


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