The Ageing Penis  

MaggiesWishes 60F
2231 posts
12/11/2005 12:49 am

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6/25/2006 3:09 pm

The Ageing Penis

My nookie days are over;
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal;
Is now my water spout.

Time was when of its own accord;
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I have a full time job;
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing;
The way it would behave.
For every single morning;
It would stand and watch me shave.

As old age approaches;
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its withered head;
And watch me tie my shoes.

Tisk...tisk!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
12/11/2005 5:14 am

Oh my! I hope that is not to be my fate.


MaggiesWishes 60F

12/11/2005 12:49 pm

<======= hands Keith some popcicles stick for props, in case of.

Sexercise, Keith, sexercise!


MillsShipsGayly 51M

12/12/2005 9:40 am

Can I kegel my way to longer .... life ?

lol


MaggiesWishes 60F

12/12/2005 3:13 pm

Mmmm... Michael, BTW ... welcome to my little insanity corner!

Not too sure about the "K" routine, but I do know, the more you get it massaged ~ i.e., externally or internally, the less wrinkles you get. Just not wringing it out after you pee! (see me for details,hon)


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