OK, I've Been Found Out !  

MaggiesWishes 59F
2231 posts
6/7/2006 5:25 am

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OK, I've Been Found Out !

Name Omitted
fun, fun, and more fun
63 year old Man, location omitted, United States
Date: Jun 6, 2006 11:03 PM EDT
Subject: sex

u r full of shit. a tease. your testimonials havent met u and this is a sex site. so, if u dont want sex get off. if u do, im ready

Name Maggieswishes
Subject: Re: Sex

I don't fuck idiot men like you! AND you are too old!


Well, this was my first considered "nasty" email in 8 months.
Ok, maybe the "too old" line wasn't called for, but I can't accept stupidity from an older man. That's just wrong. *shakes head*

Damn, I guess that "Illusive Illusions" line is working after-all. *sigh*

Ok, someone pinch me and see if I'm real
Hey, anyone out there ??? Do you know me ???
Well, drats! *kicks sand*
Guess my testimonies are not up to "snuff"

Ya think I'm a clone?
Hum ... maybe I have to re-do my profile and make it easier for the "least" likey men to fuck.

I'm more amused then upset.

More amusing thoughts to follow later today, stay tuned to the "incognito" one
<~~ going back to the drawing board.

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
6/7/2006 5:42 am

What an ass! I had a guy email me and told me that I lost one of my 9 lives because of what I was doing LOL!!

Purry {=}


MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 6:21 am:
Damn, girl. Did you mention to him that with every IDIOT that emails you with that crap, you get one more live back!

Ya know, it was bound to happen sooner or later to me... what were the odds?

warm huggies 2ya sweet lady

milfseeker27b 35M

6/7/2006 5:46 am

Hey Sweetie - forget the idiot - they say stupidity and ignorance go hand in hand. The difference between the two is that one has no control over stupidity. Don't let the hurtful actions of one pea brain fool get you down. Here's a cup of Hot Coffee - go dump it on Old Dude. He needs to be burned to learn some manners.

Milf gives you a huge and cranks up the music. Welcome to the Good times by the Black Crowes starts to play.

And it only goes to show
What we all know
That the tables will surely turn for you one day

so welcome to the good times honey
did you bring your own parade
welcome to the big time baby
time for a serenade

la da da da da da da da da
la da da da da da da da da

it should come as no surprise
just realize
that when it all comes down who is really on your side

tell me

so welcome to the good times honey
did you bring your own parade
welcome to the big time baby
time for a serenade

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 6:23 am:
Don't that just crack ya up???
I expect that from some younger horny guy then someone old enough to be my DAD.
Thanks for the song, I needed something in my head today

Coffee, yum yum *looks in fridge* Where's the hazelnut creamer?

warm huggies 2ya sweetie

Djeeper1987 47M

6/7/2006 6:01 am

DOn't change a thing. Who cares what the old man said. He is just a warp fustratated old geezer. Anyway, rather you are looking for something or not. Don't matter to me. I think you got a hot smile, and I fantasize about getting together with you and fulfilling our desires.
Man I love your smile!!!!

Carpe Diem

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 6:28 am:
Honestly, I have no clue what "looking" is ... if I stumble over him, or into him, maybe then ... until then ... I'm happy to be here, making friends, giving and receiving smiles & huggies ... the best is here in Blogville!

Ohhh... *twirls* I'm a fantasy
Why Sir, I believe you are trying to charm me ...
I like it, I like it!
I appreciate your friendship so much
warm huggies 2ya huny

imaxtoy 33M
1289 posts
6/7/2006 6:09 am

LOL. What an amusing email. I wonder why I don't get any emails from frustrated women. LOL...

imax, the toyed

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 6:29 am:
Hey, "Hump Day" has it's moments

Ok, so you want "anger sex" now???
How cute!

warm huggies 2ya

rm_1sexyroo 56M/55F
333 posts
6/7/2006 6:41 am

think OX has something there when one makes assumtions ..if ya break that down it works out that you make an ass of u n me , but there is no telling what was in that old foggies head , maybe an early warning sign for some debilitating fossil desease like Sometimers. you know where sometimes he's full O crap and other times its his depends. ANyhooo I am being nasty here and didn't wanna.....opppps my bad.
My point was/is that you are who you are and well sometimes people feel connected to others on line without meeting them in real life and well just feel connected and wanna express that , it shows on your testimonials I just find it amusing that so many poeple can find you attractive witty and well just plain fun and one old geezer can't get his tiny little monochromatic mellon around that all I gotta say is WTF ???????

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 2:15 pm:
Hi'ya Sweet Folks

Yea, who knew? Maybe he needs an enema? Sounds like a Rx for his "bowel attitude". I rest my case!

All I have to say is that the WONDERFUL Folks here in Blogville have accepted me, as I am, with all my quirks, flawa and vices and it's the best feeling ever. I know YOU are real. I respect YOU. Based on those factors ... we are friends

Always pleasure to see ya
Warm huggies 2ya

ByteChaser2 52M

6/7/2006 6:45 am

Yeah, well... Wanting sex and wanting sex with a bonehead illiterate... well thats two completely opposite things there right?

Warm (hairy) lumps pokin ya in the back babe

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 7:01 am:
Mmmm... let me catch my breath, warm hairy lumps ... *plural*
Are you gifted or what? Damn, you have me thinking now.

I'm still trying to find the part on my profile that states "I'm here to have sex, this is a sex site, let's fuck." *confused*

Hey, don't distract me like that ... easy, down boy, down

warm huggies 2ya babe {=}

wickedeasy 66F  
25338 posts
6/7/2006 6:45 am


silly man -

and he thinks he's gonna score with that drek?

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 7:03 am:
Silly man, Trix are for hotties!

Yeah, can't wait to see the scoring points for that ... NOT!

warm huggies 2ya Sis

stonerandsea 48M/50F

6/7/2006 7:02 am

Maggie......just goes to show that there really is no excuse for ignorance....or age limit either....with your wonderful personality, and awesome sense of humor, how could anyone think you're a clone.....they don't get any more real than you sweetie!!! Guys like this are just boys playin dress-up......it takes so much more to be a REAL MAN!!!!!!

huggs to ya!!!


MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 7:09 am:
Sea ... you are so right. Even the court system won't recognize ignorance as an excuse.

Hey, if I could clone me, I'd be set for life! Sweets for the sweet. Ya know?

I love real men! And they can love both of me
Ok, I'm still in my sexual mischief mode here ... ooops!

I'll be seeing ya'll in July ... save me a seat
Warm huggies 2ya Sweet Lady {=}

ByteChaser2 52M

6/7/2006 7:28 am

lol Well at least I didn't say "...hairy, SOGGY lumps"

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 8:11 am:
There you are ... teasingly distracting me again
Hey, if they are soggy, we're confining you ASAP!
The TWOHUNGLOW old men's home has vacancies

{=} yea, it's HUMP DAY

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

6/7/2006 7:28 am


It's good that you have the attitude that you do.

Don't let SOME of these FOOLS upset you.

Hell, their really just jealous that they can't have you.LOL

Lady Bambi

I would like to invite you to visit our (Team Bambi's) blog site.I think that you would really enjoy it.

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 10:51 am:
True, true. Sometimes you just gotta laugh at the time.
I just find it rather amusing, the quick and the dead of it.

Sent ya email little lady
Warm huggies 2ya

QueenOfSwords 34F

6/7/2006 7:31 am

It feels awful to get hate mail. I received a lot mainly from Aussie men when I had my old profile. Now I expressly request that people dont email me.

Dont blame yourself in any way. Some people are just cruel.

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 10:56 am:
Hum... you think this clasifies as "hate mail" ? I sorts viewed it as a disgruntled male, not having much luck on this vast site, tired of emaaiing and not receiving emails back, taking a stab at me for his "hump day" quickie ... and damn if I didn't do just want he wanted, I sent him an email back! I am so a good girl *hair flip*

Thank ya sweet one for your warm thoughts ... and you send the blokes to me when they pick on you, I'll give them a "what's for" from this side too.

warm huggies 2ya Sis

out_for_a_ride 35M

6/7/2006 7:50 am

how dare you be so illusively illusional! shame on you...whatever, i'm sure he forgot to take his meds or did he take too many and the driftwood won't drift away!? either way sounds like he's still not gettin any, and that's funny enough for me!!!

do what you do my imaginary friend, you fictional fairy...

...hello...hey! isn't anybody listening?! are you there...anybody...my fairys out of pixie dust....could use a flying hand here...*sighs*

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 10:59 am:
Quit, ya cracking me up here ... "fictional fairy" I sorta resemble that remark... guess one day I'll have to come clean ... Damn, there's that shower thoght again. Ooops!

yea, sounds like he wasn't getting his "nut" for the day and just cracked on me ... but, what the hey. My reply is as it is.

warm huggies 2ya for the warm thoughts

*hello... yea, plesse insert your credit card here*

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/7/2006 8:51 am

You are wise not to waste your time with boors...

Blog On!

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 11:03 am:
Where the heck have ya been? Ok, ok ... let me calm down here, *breath*
Wow... long time no see, sugg's.

Yeah ... well, give him a few years and maybe he'll be back in training pants and can really learn something of value.
I'd like to be the nurse that pokes the ol'geezer. (naughty grin)
Ok, let me be nice, here. It's still amusing to me.

warm huggies 2ya babe

rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
6/7/2006 8:51 am

Goota love where he say's if you are here for sex he is ready...Yeahhhhhhhhh...I think he has a screw loose to think you would want anything to do with him after that e-mail lol.

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 8:56 am:
OH, ya know ... I was looking so HARD for him ... NOT!
What's ya going to do? Laugh, File 13, or get a ~Bee~ in ya bonnet and let it sting back. Yea, it's like that some days around me

BTW~ Looking good there, Miss Sweet
warm huggies 2ya

Rideandfun1000 59M

6/7/2006 8:56 am

"Age doesn't necessarily make you wiser - just older!" - by my dad...

I think that email proves his point...

Gad, I hate it when men embarrass us as a sex... *shakes head*


MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 9:36 am:
Agree with your Dad. AS clothes don't make the man.
Yet, one would have to wonder what would possess an older man to open his mouth and prove he's a fool? I think it's just plumb sad.

Thank ya for droppin by and passing down some of the Dad theory
That's awesome!
Trust me, (oh, you've heard this one lol) I know enough not to let it completely ruin the apple basket, I've got TREES of apples

warm huggies 2ya

MWWwantsmore 51F

6/7/2006 9:00 am

LOL that is too funny, I have gotten a few myself. Guys will just say anything!

Thanks for the warm huggies, I need them on a dreary day like today!

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 9:39 am:
I've had some short and interesting ones, but never this blatantly rude.
I'm just amused about it.
Thought it was worth sharing to those that know me, have spoken to me, have seen me and yet, damn... can we clone me!
BTW, I get first dibs on that.

warm huggies 2ya sweet lady
drop by for a laugh anytime

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
6/7/2006 9:01 am

Sorry this happened...

but there are all types....even the bad ones, you know?

And I love your response....remind me not to get on your bad side, Bright One...

NG61...disappearing back into the shadows...

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 9:44 am:
I have to admit, rarely do I get miffed about an email from here, as I take it with a grain of salt and throw it over my shoulder and go forth.
Like I mentioned, this one amused me. Din't make me mad.

Folks that know me personally, will tell you that it's very difficult to get me riled up and show the bad side. I've not been mad in way over a year or more. Can't actually remember ... 11.2004 maybe?

I'd so rather be excited then mad
Dark One, you have no worries here
warm huggies sugg's

Choozmi 50M

6/7/2006 9:47 am

His e-mail was of course despicable.

My only thought is for the energy you may have wasted in responding to him.

If it made you feel better to do so, good.

But here's why I suggest not responding to e-mails from jerks:

1) Chances are they won't read past the first sentence. As soon as they realize your message is anything other than "I wanna screw you, too" they will probably stop reading because they get so many nasty replies.

2) Even getting a nasty response shows them they have gotten under your skin. They can affect you. They may not bother you again but they will likely continue bothering others in hopes of stumbling across a vulnerable woman who will respond positively to their abuse.

3) No matter how brilliant and/or biting your response, all they will likely be thinking as they read it is "Aw, she's just another bitch." One of the reasons sexism is so prevalent is because it provides so many built-in excuses for rejection and disappointment. Instead of considering that he may have acted like a jerk, he makes the lazier conclusion that women are bitches.

4) Ignoring someone like this may or may not affect him but it may preserve your good spirits.

That having been said, I did like your response and the comment about his age may have hit him below the belt. Good stuff.

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 11:07 am:
That's some good points, sweetie

He's just a good example of the "Apple to the core" theory.
Not every apple has a bad worm. Toss the one's that do.

warm huggies 2ya sweetie

rm_ByNaomi 35F
1261 posts
6/7/2006 9:49 am

AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!! *stomps foot on the ground*

I'm sure he gets laid aaaaall the time with comments like that... NOOOOT!!

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.. And that's that!


Picking a fight with one of the most adorable women on here!
Now I'm mad!

You're stunning..


© ByNaomi MyMirrorWithin 05'-08'

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 9:56 am:
Girrrrrrrrrrrrrlfriend !!!!
Yea, let's just kick butt and take names later!
I love your style, hunny

Thanks, you just made me blush a blush with ya warm words
Ok, looking to hear what's been keeping ya so busy.
So, I'll be droppin by to check on ya
warm huggies & girlfriend {=}

closer2u1971 45M

6/7/2006 10:00 am

well at least he was trying to be hip by using "u" and "r". I wonder if he was trying out a new pick up line.



MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 11:05 am:
Personally, I think he was afraid of contractions too. Just FYI.
OH, I think he's a far cry from it's HIP to be SQUARE.

Thanks for droppin in and giving warm thoughts
Warm huggies 2ya

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
6/7/2006 10:30 am

I half wonder if he sends stuff like that to lots of women as sort of a challenge. Prove to me your real. Meet me, have sex with me. Otherwise, where would he get such an idea?
Your first nasty reply or first nasty e-mail received?
I hope you get only nice ones (like the ones from me, lol).
And when you're ready to have sex call me.
OK, now that's not right!
Oh, sorry, I just can't resist being silly. I mean you did say you were amused. Well, call me anyway.
Hugs to you.

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 11:11 am:
Damn, I did give that one clue to challenge ... "I'm a piece of work."
Ya think that is what got him going?
Hum... ring-a-ding, ding
Ok, all silliness is excused on "Hump Day".

Warm huggies 2ya
Stretch a line this way

rm_swayne1949 67M
2 posts
6/7/2006 11:41 am

I realy liked your wishes. It my cause me to have quickened heart if you gave me a hue but a welcomed one at that. swayne1949

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 11:50 am:
Ok, no heart failures allowed on "Hump Day"

Welcome to my little "semi-sane" corner of Blogville.
Enjoy the stories and do visit again

How you know my wishes? I no tell no body
You reading minds? *sweetly giggles*

warm wishes 2ya

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
6/7/2006 2:26 pm

Give us his handle Maggie....he'll wish he never wrote that to you!

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/7/2006 3:22 pm:
Hum... ya think we can send him a "chain letter" ROFLMAO!!!

God Bless sweet angel
warm huggies 2ya Sis

roper_6969 55M

6/7/2006 5:58 pm

Whew! It's getting rough here at Maggie's playhouse...lol.

Hugs honey,

MaggiesWishes 59F

6/7/2006 6:35 pm

Ya know me ... I'm a fair person. I pull no punches.
Just makes no sense.
Maybe it was sent to amuse me Cause it sure did.

warm huggies 2ya sugg's
Hope all is well on your end.

docdirk 47M

6/7/2006 8:19 pm

Well, I hope you can accept stupidity from a younger man!!!

Now slide over here, I'll pinch ya!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/8/2006 4:10 am:
*Pinch, pinch, pinch ... *

Hey, I've decided that I'm going backwards in my age, starting next year, I'll just meet ya on the way back

warm huggies 2ya huny

dreamswyou 50M

6/7/2006 8:30 pm

I'm glad the ignorant idiot amused you and did not upset ya!!!!

I'll pinch ya anytime to see if your real Your blogs are sexually invigorating!!!!! Ohhhhh!

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/8/2006 4:08 am:
Pull up a chair and make ya'self welcome to my "semi-sane" corner of Blogville Glad you enjoy the read.

Yea ... and to think, in a few more years I will be in that age group. I hope someone finds me and soon *pinch back*

warm wishes 2ya

campfirecozy 66M

6/8/2006 2:46 am

Maggie, there is no accounting for bad taste or immaturity.

You see, there are different ways of looking at age and experience...I'd consider this idiotic email writer to be about 57 with 6 years of experience (thus his 63). Me, on the other hand (being of similar age), consider myself more like 30 years old with 26 years of experience *smiles*

Perhaps you need to hang a sign out on your profile, "Old farts need not apply"...


MaggiesWishes replies on 6/8/2006 4:06 am:
My sweet Cozy...
One could never view you as an OLD FART!
I also feel that you would never bend down to such an "undesirable level" to approach a lady.

It's discouraging to think that someone of a "more mature stature" would present himself so foolishly. I hope he has good stock in adult diapers.

warm huggies 2ya my friend

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
6/8/2006 12:08 pm

Hey, maybe we could trade? I got one this morning, nice and polite ... and 19. Do they still have training wheels at that age?

Two questions: was this guy even close to local?

Do you really say that you aren't interested in sex (or does he read as well as he writes)? If so, you are a very dishonest girl and deserve a good tongue lashing ...

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/8/2006 12:21 pm:
OH dear! I closed the "Hot Wheels" track some years ago ...
Toss him back into the sea, Kelli, he aint's done yet.

1. Yes, the guy was in somewhat a local area of my area.
2. There is no where in my profile that says "I'm not interested in sex". You noticed that too, he cant do contractions

*cough* You read my stories, is there NOT an interest in SEX from my mind?
When do we start?

warm huggies 2ya Sis
Don't work too hard
The beach is calling your name ... Kelli ... come to Coco, Coco

rm_Ahasnalang 65M

6/9/2006 7:54 pm

Hey old man with not enough intestinal fortitude to put your name or location, you're a coward and a jerk. This is a classy lady and doesn't deserve your crude comments. I actually shouldn't blame you. You probably didn't make it out of the fifth grade and don't have much of a vocabulary. If the only you can communicate is through vulgarity and profanity why don't you just keep your comments to yourself. You're probably too stupid to understand her literature anyway so why don't you find a web site you can understand and appreciate. Something like See Dick Run would be about your speed. You're probably intimidated by a woman with intelligence so you feel you have to compensate by a vulgar, verbal attack. Maybe you're ashamed because you don't know how to express yourself so you think by attacking her lack of sex talk might win you some points with your other dumb ass friends that probably applauded your comments. Just reading your comments you strike me as man of little intelligence, unable to formulate your thoughts and even more incapable of articulation. What are you worried about her sexual activities for anyway. You couldn't get laid in a whore house with a Visa card with no credit limit so what makes you think she would waste her time on you. You probably couldn't do anything for her anyway because your manhood is probably as big as your brain which means she would need a magnifying glass and tweezers just to find it.
Hey old man, whadda say to a little fuck.
You say, good night little fuck.
Ahasnalang, Orange Park Florida

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/9/2006 11:09 pm:
Welcome to my little "semi-sane" corner of Blogville.
Thank you for the "warm comments".
I feel rescured already
Do visit again and hope you enjoy the other stories.

warm wishes 2ya

Priapeo 46M

6/13/2006 7:27 am

You should not make fun out of senile deficiencies

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

MaggiesWishes 59F

6/13/2006 8:17 am

WE are only pointing out that the man HAS NO MANNERS to communicate with ladies by his attempt in email writing.
WE have no clue what or if he has deficiencies???
Well, maybe?

Come talk to me, I'm sure there is a nice way to settle your views.
warm huggies 2ya hun

titsrus2 52F
331 posts
6/13/2006 9:54 pm

lol, this was clearly a case of unrequited lust. i think it's hilariously stupid that people would actually take the time to write messages like that.

maybe he thought the negative comments would challenge you and you would pursue him.

MaggiesWishes replies on 6/13/2006 10:56 pm:
He has no idea what a challenge I am. Nor would he be in the same playing field as me. Yea, it's sad that the more mature men have to see this, for it's almost unforgivable.

Welcome to the coror of my "semi-sane" world. Do enjoy the stories and drop by to visit again.

warm wishes 2ya

Priapeo 46M

6/14/2006 9:31 am

    Quoting MaggiesWishes:
    WE are only pointing out that the man HAS NO MANNERS to communicate with ladies by his attempt in email writing.
    WE have no clue what or if he has deficiencies???
    Well, maybe?

    Come talk to me, I'm sure there is a nice way to settle your views.
    warm huggies 2ya hun
Silly cute lady... it was just another way to say that the ungentleman has been an idiot, prior to being rude.

however i promtly grab the invitation for a talk... your home or my bench at the park?

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

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