Now Hiring !!!!  

MaggiesWishes 59F
2231 posts
3/20/2006 2:54 pm

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3/29/2006 1:07 pm

Now Hiring !!!!

Cozy Cove General Hopsital

Positions Needed:

Physician: Sex Clinic, Phone Sex Clinic, Boytoy Clinic, Massage Clinic

Nurses: Several Floors, All Shifs & Rotations

Sex Therapist: All Shifts

Respiratory Tech: All Shifts

Unit clerk: Various Duties

Pharmacy: Various Shifts

Alternative Activities Director: Day Shift

Please apply within and list your qualification for the job selected.

There will be an interview set up and physical exam needed to complete your application process.

Thank you and Welcome to Cozy Cove General

Director of Nurses: Maggie, RN,BSN,MST


mangomamiCT 41F

3/20/2006 8:33 pm

Mango Juicy

I seek a position as a naughty nurse .

Education - Associates - IBU ( I Blow University )
BSN - Do Me Tech
Masters - A&E University ( Anything & Everything University)


Experience - Including but not limited to sex in car , including oral.
Movie theater sex, public bathroom , and outdoors.
Assessments and collecting data on paitients while
establishing positive sexual outcomes . Implementing
established careplans for the sexually frustrated , shy
or underfucked population .


ticktock500 43M

3/20/2006 8:40 pm

position applied for: pharmacy
qualifications: pleading the fifth
also interested in unit clerk responsibilities


docdirk 47M

3/20/2006 8:47 pm

Hmmm, can one assume... I mean apply for... multiple positions?

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


cozy1957 59M

3/20/2006 10:02 pm

I think there should be a place for me at Cozy Cove. It is named after me, am I right?
I will volunteer as a boy toy...


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
3/21/2006 12:04 am

Ohhhhhhhhhh Nurse Maggie...
Goddess was elated to receive the notification that her
application was accepted! In the heat of the weekend events
in the hot tub in lue of the basketball tourneys, she forgot
what she applied for! Grateful that you have set up the
schedules, she will be most respectful of her duties and joyfully
looks forward to being whatever it is that she is in light of
serving on the distinguished staff of Cozy Cove!

At your service, Nurse Maggie! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....
the healing hands and heart of the Goddess so loves Cozy Cove!


Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


bardicman 50M

3/21/2006 6:44 am

Hmmm _ I will apply for the position of Unit.

Dont know about all that clerk stuff but I do know about my unit.



I am not dead yet


rm_emmie234 52F
608 posts
3/21/2006 7:41 am

Maggie,
I have much experience in many fields that will be very beneficial to Cozy Cove. i would love to arrange for a private one on one interview which, I am sure, will require demonstration of my special skills. At that time, you and I shall discuss which position I am best suited for.
I look forward to the interviewing process.
~E~


ella1966 50F
1528 posts
3/21/2006 1:18 pm

Maggie, Maggie, Maggie - you forgot!!!!!!! what about the most important position - A resident Love Doctor !!!!!

Qualifications: Bachelor of Love, 2005, First Class Honours with University Medal. Currently studying towards doctorate in the same!!


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/21/2006 1:51 pm

    Quoting ticktock500:
    position applied for: pharmacy
    qualifications: pleading the fifth
    also interested in unit clerk responsibilities
Ticktock~~

Please make arrangements to be interview for the position of Pharmacist. We will need to schedule your exam.
Hmmmmm... you don't have to ticktock500 dress for the occassion.

Welcome!
Maggie, DON


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/21/2006 2:10 pm

    Quoting rm_goddess1946:
    Ohhhhhhhhhh Nurse Maggie...
    Goddess was elated to receive the notification that her
    application was accepted! In the heat of the weekend events
    in the hot tub in lue of the basketball tourneys, she forgot
    what she applied for! Grateful that you have set up the
    schedules, she will be most respectful of her duties and joyfully
    looks forward to being whatever it is that she is in light of
    serving on the distinguished staff of Cozy Cove!

    At your service, Nurse Maggie! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....
    the healing hands and heart of the Goddess so loves Cozy Cove!
Goddess!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome aboard!

AS our new Nurse, Sensual Supervisor, you will be responsible in seeing that all *nursing staff* attends to each patient to her fullest potential while maintaining the highest personal attention to our patients. Provide *hands on training* if necessary to said nurse.
If "said" nurse is not able to fulfill her duties, it will be your repsonsibility to take over and see that the patient has the best "hands on" treatement that Cozy Cove General can provide.

I look forward to working with you and discussing which department you will oversee.

OH, as soon as we get a couple DR.'s... I will schedule the physical exams.

Maggie, DON


BirdV 68M

3/21/2006 2:11 pm

Position: Respiratory Dick: All Shifts

I have often increased the breathing of a patient (female trained) to no longer require mechanical assistance.

^v^


BirdV 68M

3/21/2006 2:14 pm

Oops, my bad. The position is for a TECH. Maybe I can still be considered?

^v^


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/21/2006 2:23 pm

    Quoting bardicman:
    Hmmm _ I will apply for the position of Unit.

    Dont know about all that clerk stuff but I do know about my unit.
Bardi ~
Thank you for applying. I've reviewed your application and find that you are most qualified with your "unit".
Altho, I saw "Eunic" at first. Naw! His "unit" is bigger than that.

AS unit clerk your task is to see that everyone has what they need in order to serve the medical floor efficiently. That means, stocking the medical closet with all supplies ... and keeping tabs on the nursing staff ... making sure that the DR's do their rounds and everyone is happy

Now, as far as your "unit" goes ... contact me for further for your appointment to have your physical. One of our fine Nurses will be happy to preform the exam.
I'm just too busy. *sigh*

Welcome to CCG !!!
Maggie, DON


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/21/2006 2:35 pm

    Quoting rm_emmie234:
    Maggie,
    I have much experience in many fields that will be very beneficial to Cozy Cove. i would love to arrange for a private one on one interview which, I am sure, will require demonstration of my special skills. At that time, you and I shall discuss which position I am best suited for.
    I look forward to the interviewing process.
    ~E~
Emmie!!!!!!!

I have seen your resume and your qualifications are beyond my expectations. I'm very pleased that you will be included with the finest Nursing Staff at Cozy Cove.

I believe your *nursing benefits* will do amazingly well as the Nurse Supervisor of our BoyToy Clinic. You know how those young one's are, always getting into trouble, injuries with "on the job training". They will recover quickly from your expertise and experience.

Now, my dear ... about that exam, contact me and let's schedule it.
I will also need to introduce you to the rest of our staff.
Welcome aboard!!!
Maggie, DON


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/21/2006 2:44 pm

    Quoting ella1966:
    Maggie, Maggie, Maggie - you forgot!!!!!!! what about the most important position - A resident Love Doctor !!!!!

    Qualifications: Bachelor of Love, 2005, First Class Honours with University Medal. Currently studying towards doctorate in the same!!
Ella, Ella, Ella ...
I am truly honored that you have expressed interest in our Physician position as Resident Love Doctor! You know, our Sex Clinic is the very place that will benefit from your knowledge and experience. I'm also sure our staff will look forward to those late night "sex talks" to discuss the various ways to make our patients recover quickly from those hard to heal love bites, nibbles and raking of the nails.

Just let me say, I speak for us all... Dr. Ella Love, ella1966it's wonderful to have you on board.
SIZE 1](btw, Ella is a fave name of mine, it was my grammy's* Nice to see it's still around)

Oh, will you be up for physicals? I'm running a little ragged from appointments.
Please contact me for further inquires as to your duties and staff requirements.

Maggie, DON


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/21/2006 3:06 pm

Midnight~

I believe you would do just dandy in our Respiratory Department. You seem a little out of breath, shall we say...
But a few practice sessions of Mouth2Mouth and I'm sure you will be just fine. Please make arrangements for your physical.

Welcome to CCG !!!
Maggie, DON


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/21/2006 3:15 pm

BirdV~

I have reviewed your application and qualifications are highly noted.
I belive you will make a fine addition to our Respiratory Departement.
I feel certain that your skills as a *Respiratory Dick*, for those tricky throat erradications, will come in handy.
Please make arrangements for your physical appointment.

Welcome Aboard!!!
Maggie, DON


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/21/2006 3:25 pm

    Quoting mangomamiCT:
    Mango Juicy

    I seek a position as a naughty nurse .

    Education - Associates - IBU ( I Blow University )
    BSN - Do Me Tech
    Masters - A&E University ( Anything & Everything University)


    Experience - Including but not limited to sex in car , including oral.
    Movie theater sex, public bathroom , and outdoors.
    Assessments and collecting data on paitients while
    establishing positive sexual outcomes . Implementing
    established careplans for the sexually frustrated , shy
    or underfucked population .
Mango Juicy~~

I have reviewed your applications and qualifications and have highly recommended you to our new resident, Dr. Cozy, in our Alternative Activities Departement. As "Naughty Nurse Juicy", I see that department excelling in patient visibility and you can certainly appreciate my need for someone experienced in vast areas of sexually tension relief.
Please contact me for your physical exam.

We are excited to have you on our team!

Welcome Aboard
Maggie, DON


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/21/2006 3:36 pm

    Quoting cozy1957:
    I think there should be a place for me at Cozy Cove. It is named after me, am I right?
    I will volunteer as a boy toy...
Cozy1957 ~~

I think you will do fine at Cozy Cove General. I've give this some thought and find that you will make a find addition to the department as our new resident Dr. Cozy / Alternative Activities Director.

As Physician, you will be responsible in seeing that all our patients learn the alternative ways to be sexual creative, receive experience in profound climaxs and as leader of your department, you will see that you are available for any counseling or hands on treatments when requested.

Please note that staff additions are readily availabe for review.
Please contact me to set up your physical exam.

Welcome aboard!
Maggie, DON


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/21/2006 3:43 pm

    Quoting docdirk:
    Hmmm, can one assume... I mean apply for... multiple positions?
docdirk ~~

I'm pleased that you have chosen CCG. We are seeking your abilities in all areas of our clinics. I have reviewed your application and have recommended you to our Sex Therapist Department as a Consular for the patients that have little to no idea what they are doing sexually.

Your responsibilities will be to implement a lesson plan and to teach the various sexual positions, in detail, to our patients and follow up with home treatment plans that will require monthly visits back to our hospital.

Welcome Aboard!!!
Maggie, Don


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
3/21/2006 4:55 pm

Nurse Maggie:

I see that Cozy Cove General is facing a critical shortage of doctors. My expertice in any number of disciplines is available if you so desire.

My list of Board certifications is long and distinguished and shall be made availble to you at your request. I look forward to working closely with you and your fine staff.

After a few too many, cordially yours,
Dr. Spinme MD MOS

additions: Who will be performing your physical exam, Nurse Maggie?

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/21/2006 6:58 pm

Dr. Spinme ~~

So good of you to submit your application. Yes, we are in need of a Board Certified MD in our Phone Sex Clinic. I see your CV has all the pertinent requirements that will certainly benefit our patient clientel.

I see that you are very versed in the tactics of verbal sexual conversation. We also need another MD to help with our physical exams.

We welcome you to CCG.
Maggie, DON (Diva of Naughtiness)

Humm... Who's doing my physical?
Why DR. Spinme, is this an offer for a private consultation?


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
3/21/2006 8:42 pm

~sigh~
I have been a little er... busy lately...
My inclination would be to apply for 'resident patient'... to be daily given a ... ahem, sponge bath by Nurse Maggie...

You think you could consider my application?...


elysianpleasure 47M

3/21/2006 11:00 pm

Maggie... I would like apply for position of Sex Clinic Physican... I am new to the medical professions but think I show great promise...

I have studied under some of the finest nurses and physicians as well as behind them and over them.

I cum with hands on experience from several residencies.

I passed both my practical and oral exams

I am adept at fully body examinations including full body cavity searches...

I know how to take a women's temperature and where to stick my themometer

I have a very good bed side manner...

And I know just what the Dr. has to order...

Of course I would expect to work closely in many positions with the Director of Nurses... and of course she could direct me anyway she likes...

Elysian


Cowboy_Deluxe 38M

3/22/2006 5:06 am

Well if you didn't get all the spots filled up..I'll take whatever you think I will qualify for.

Now that is a hell of a way to get a job..

Cowboy


rm_dragonheat23 51M
1158 posts
3/22/2006 5:52 am

I don't necessarily want a job, but I would be happy to check myself in as a long term patient.....


papyrina 50F
21133 posts
3/22/2006 6:10 am

Respiratory Tech
Night shift(less people about)
qualifications-
great at mouth to mouth,no one has died on me yet


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/22/2006 12:34 pm

Toothy~~

As soon as all the staff is on board, you can check ya self in at the front desk. Just don't injure nuttin' important, hunny.

huggies
Nurse Maggie, at ya service


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/22/2006 12:43 pm

    Quoting elysianpleasure:
    Maggie... I would like apply for position of Sex Clinic Physican... I am new to the medical professions but think I show great promise...

    I have studied under some of the finest nurses and physicians as well as behind them and over them.

    I cum with hands on experience from several residencies.

    I passed both my practical and oral exams

    I am adept at fully body examinations including full body cavity searches...

    I know how to take a women's temperature and where to stick my themometer

    I have a very good bed side manner...

    And I know just what the Dr. has to order...

    Of course I would expect to work closely in many positions with the Director of Nurses... and of course she could direct me anyway she likes...

    Elysian
Elysian ~~
I have reviewd your CV and find that you would make an excellent addition to our staff. I will be happy to have your services in our highly functional Sex Clinic. I'm sure our Resident Dr. Ella Love will be excited to show you the "ins and outs" of our department. I'm sure you will find her very willing, charming, sensual, and experienced in all situations, that could "arise" at any time.

I will look forward to introducing you to our "gifted" and experienced staff. Be sure to schedule your appointment for your physical exam.

Welcome to CCG.
Maggie, DON(Diva of Naughtiness)


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/22/2006 12:54 pm

Cowboy D ~~

After review of your application and verbal talents, I have the perfect position for you. This will entail your much needed visual and verbal skills. You will schedule & prepare couples for sexual sessions and then help them verbalize their emotions. Thus... taking notes, you will report to our Resident Dr. Spinme. Transference of these conversations can be used in our Phone Sex Clinic to help people overcome their lack of sexual speech. It has become a fast growing problem that people can't speak the "Language of Sex" properly.

I'm sure that our CCG Staff would welcome your talents.
Welcome Aboard.
Maggie, DON (Diva of Naughtiness)


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/22/2006 12:57 pm

Dragonheat ~~

Once CCG Staff is completed. There will be a notice that we are open for business in all our clinics. You may check in at any time, but don't hurt ya self, hun.

We at CCG, would be happy to serve your needs.

Look forward to seeing "more" of you.
Maggie, DON (Diva of Naughtiness)


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/22/2006 1:16 pm

    Quoting papyrina:
    Respiratory Tech
    Night shift(less people about)
    qualifications-
    great at mouth to mouth,no one has died on me yet
Papy ~~

I have reviewed your qualifications & references and was remarkablely impressed. Our Repiratory Department will surely benefit from your deep breathing and compressions, not to mention the bag technique that you master so well.


I I Look forward to introducing you to the Staff in the Department. Now, remember ... you must make your appointment for your physical exam with a member of our staff. I will see who's available.

We are CCG are happy to have you on board.
Maggie, DON (Diva of Naughtiness)


SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
3/22/2006 1:32 pm

Oh my! Are all the jobs gone? Am I too late.

Sex Therapist: All Positions

I am a staunch advocate of sexual healing. The warm touch of another has magical powers.

Now, "Cozy Cove"? I think you may have just added to the litany of words used to describe the female genitalia.
SR


rm_Bacardiman42 53M
176 posts
3/22/2006 2:32 pm

Papy could sit on my face and "poot" if I go into cardiac arrest.
Sounds like a great way to be revived to me.

*hic*

Come see me [blog bacardiman42]


Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
3/22/2006 3:54 pm

Wordy Wordsmith. M.D. (Milf's Delight)

Applying for a (veritcal, horizontal, strapped down) position as a specialist in Boytoylogy

Resume: A BA from BSU, MD school studies at Calabasas Cabana Boy College for Milfilogical and Speedological Studies. A two year residency at Ms. Lucinda Perez-Picklesworth's Guest House clinical facility, Beverly Hills, CA

List of duties: Regular nude epedermal warm lubrication procedures for Ms. Perez Picklesworth as well as Major Surpervisor of Ms. Pickleworth's Nude Therapudic Jacuzzi facility in tow with Ms. Perez-Picklesworth, performing frequent, vigorous, and long duration exploratory and deep body probing exxxams on Ms Picklesworth and her regular friends...err...I mean patients.

Hands on exxxperience as well as training in Oral exxxperimental studies, training in breast exxxams and oral breast therapy for women between the ages of 30-60, as well as lower leg fluid exxtxaction, nipple care, and a state certified Astroglid-a-ologist, and Silver Bullitologist.

ASSets I bring to the clinic: Intelligence, enthusiam, a grrrreat bedside manner as well as a bed INSIDE manner. Diverse application of tools, toys ans skills.

Awards: The ASS of the Year, both orally and physically at Picklesworth's Guest House as well as a five time honoree on the Ms. Dean's ( boys I've boinked) list. Awarded a Joan Humpkins fellowship for revolutionary discoveries in deep pre and post op prosidure of Humpandectomies.

I think that sez it all really

A Poem and a Posed Question

Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

3/23/2006 12:04 pm

HEAD Sex Educator

TTFN


rm_hardlocalguy 37M

3/23/2006 9:03 pm

I'd like to apply for any position you would have me in.


mycin62 54F

3/25/2006 2:35 pm

Dear Nurse Maggie,
I'm sorry for the late submission of my resume, I hope all of the positions have not been filled.

I have over 20 years of experience in the art of sexual healing. I am currently employed in the Emergency Room of The University of Sexual Deviants, as an emergency sexual healer. I am certified in a number of sexual emergency techniques and look forward to demonstrating them for you.

I understand that since my application has been submitted so late, that there may be limited positions available. I will take ANY position that you need me to. However, I only work the night shift.

References furnished upon request.

Cin


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/26/2006 11:41 am

mysin62~

I have reviewed and am very impressed with the talent and experience you bring to the table. Please make your physical exam appointment ASAP so that we can bring you into the Department.

I believe the position for Erongerous Zone Recovery Nurse is perfect for you. Your duties will entail, and not limited to ... checking the hot spots and intimate body zones of the patient population on our floors. You will check for sensitivity, deep tissue sensations, and reactions. Report back with your diagnosis to the Resident in Charge.

Welcome Aboard!
Maggie, DON (Diva of Naughtiness)


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/26/2006 11:47 am

Wordy~

I'm very impressed with your CV and references. I truly believe that you will make an find addition to our staff as our Boytoy Resident Educator. Your duties will entail, but not be limited to daily patient contact in personal Rx of intimate, sensual and sexual techniques on pleasure,positions,sensations ... as ordered by the Resident Physician's. This will require extreme physical flexibility and endurance. Please see me for your physical exam.

Welcome Aboard
Maggie, DON (Diva of Naughtiness)


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/26/2006 11:51 am

RLP~~

Your application has been reviewed and I look forward to having you work with out staff on a daily basis. Your duties will be in Conduction Classes on our CEU's in Sex Education. You must make sure that everyone passes and is certified to conduct the duties that each position requires. This will be a mind blowing position as the details will unfold due to our vast personnel on Staff.
Please see that you make your physical exam appointment ASAP! Your experience here will be rewarding for all of us.

Welcome Aboard!!!
Maggie, DON (Diva of Naughtiness)


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/26/2006 11:58 am

Listen up everyone!!! Attention Please. Those of you wanting to apply with Cozy Cove General, can continue to do so, until March 30th. At this time, applications will be refered to our personal department. If you would like to check in as a patient for the services that we offer, please place your name on the list at the front desk, or leave with me.

I appreciate your interest in Cozy Cove General and thank you for visiting.

Those on staff will be notified when your shift duties will start.

Warm Huggies
Maggie, DON (Diva of Naughtiness)


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