I WILL SURVIVE ...  

MaggiesWishes 60F
2231 posts
7/14/2006 2:09 am

Last Read:
7/19/2006 8:02 am

I WILL SURVIVE ...

I Will Survive ... (music please)
Sing along, now you know the tune ... 1, 2, 3...

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many yrs
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac
and you've bought me a French fry,
I should have known that it was bullshit,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda
lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches
then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a prat to think
I wouldn't catch you out,
Don't you know we' re only joking
when we say size doesn't count.

(Chorus)

I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex,
I will survive,
I will survive. ! . .hey . hey


It took all my self control
not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner
standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your ego's
and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin
for a cordless multispeed

Go on now go,
Just make a dash, Last time I saw a prick that small was watching
Gladstone run nude hash,
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for referees,
Then I wouldn't have you waving
that wee winky thing at me.

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick
Dip it in tomato sauce.

(Chorus)

I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex,
I will survive,
I will survive. ! . .hey . hey


Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door,
You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off
the floor.

Go on now Go!


(no harm, no foul, pls... yes, my wee mind did it again ....
just coudln't resist sharing this one more time with ya'll.)


Bless Gloria Gaynor for her insight on the need to be free and glorious!


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
7/14/2006 2:51 am

0 a good one,i love this song and with these lyrics even better


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


MaggiesWishes replies on 7/14/2006 12:15 pm:
Just makes ya wanna get up and scream out the lyrics ... oh, yeah!
Warm huggies 2ya Sis

imaxtoy 33M
1289 posts
7/14/2006 5:52 am

ROFLMAO... I could surely dance to this one.

imax, the toyed


MaggiesWishes replies on 7/14/2006 12:15 pm:
Let's dance!

warm huggies 2ya

wickedeasy 67F  
26804 posts
7/14/2006 6:03 am

rotfl

remind me to tell you my teeny weeny weinie story sometime

oh god - thanks for this

rotfl

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


MaggiesWishes replies on 7/14/2006 12:16 pm:
I love a good laugh ... it's the only "real" medicine.

warm huggies 2ya Sis

willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
7/14/2006 6:37 am

Thats funny!!!!


MaggiesWishes replies on 7/14/2006 12:18 pm:
Welcome 2ya
The sad part, it's kinda true somedays
Warm wishes 2ya
Drop by again

stonerandsea 48M/51F

7/14/2006 9:01 am

I'm still tryin to get up off the floor..........girl, you got me rollin on this one!! I can't wait to show Stoner.............LMFAO! You're amazing

{=}


MaggiesWishes replies on 7/14/2006 12:18 pm:
Save it, print it ... you have free range Sis
I would love to be there when you sing it to Stoner

warm huggies & {=}

ArtisticTwist75 41F
2505 posts
7/14/2006 10:30 pm

Okay... so now that song is stuck in my head... Thanks Maggie... at least it's good.

Artistic


MaggiesWishes replies on 7/15/2006 9:13 am:
Ahhh... Sis, I was just in the mood to play

rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
7/15/2006 5:54 am

I have a particular love of song parodies, and I think this one is brilliant! It had me stomping my feet in glee while I read it....


MaggiesWishes replies on 7/15/2006 9:12 am:
Some of the best song parodies can be found here at bardicman blog. Might have to search awhile back, but he's off the hook freaking funny!

complexlysimple 34M

7/15/2006 9:59 am

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BlackHeatLust 47M

7/18/2006 11:39 pm

Yes you will my friend. Take care always.


MaggiesWishes 60F

7/19/2006 8:02 am

heheee.... gotta love it!


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