Changing Light Bulbs  

MaggiesWishes 60F
2231 posts
2/20/2006 3:58 pm

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Changing Light Bulbs

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. Rottweiler: Make me.

2. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

3. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

4. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

BUT ~~~ ASK A CAT ???

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

1. "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"


caressmewell 53F

2/20/2006 6:41 pm


No cat's at my house

MaggiesWishes 60F

2/20/2006 7:55 pm

Caress ~~
My Mae would be like this ... "Who helped you unluck the car?
"Now, get over here ... wait on me hand and foot, or I'll ignore you more."

MaggiesWishes 60F

2/20/2006 9:24 pm

Heheeee.... Wordy.
Only your dog, I'm sure
I wonder if there was something by a Terrier that I missed? hummm.

longergirthy4u 52M
71 posts
2/20/2006 10:13 pm

LMAO!! Mags you are a trip!!! I am glad you made it to Texas o.k. Be well,,,BC

longergirthy4u 52M
71 posts
2/20/2006 10:21 pm

Oh yeah,that cat in the picture looks exactly like Shadow,a blue prussian siamese,my Master for 11+ years until the new neighbor decided that Shadow might try to mate with his female cat,never asking to find out that Shadow was fixed.I found Shadow dead by 2 bullet wounds behind my house. In his own yard. Nice neighbors....I think I will go get a new kitten tomorrow and a puppy too,for company or a playtoy for the new Master...BC

tillerbabe 56F

2/21/2006 2:25 am

I take "objection" to this.....I am not my Dogggie's "Master" I am their "Person" and the only one that changes lightbulbs around my house is me! And the "kitties" in the neighborhood? Well, they stay verrrrry far away from my yard! LOL!

Efilnikufecin69 47M

2/21/2006 2:39 am

LOL, Only ONE pussy allowed in my place hon, and it doesn't go to the litterbox to pee!

MillsShipsGayly 51M

2/21/2006 4:57 am

This is very funny ...

AND too damn true

rm_emmie234 52F
608 posts
2/21/2006 8:09 am

Funny! In my house, the mini doxie would just run with the light bulb in his mouth in circles, lauhing at us as we try to catch him. The cat, watching from high above, wonders what in the hell all the fuss is about...Now feed me, he says. LOL

MaggiesWishes 60F

2/21/2006 11:54 am

BC ~~
I think we should form a "possie" and go after those Damnable People!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ... that steams my buns!

Anyhoo ~~ I'm sure that the pets you pick will appreciate you for the kind person you are.
AS for toys ... When do we go shopping?

warm wishes

MaggiesWishes 60F

2/21/2006 8:39 pm

Tiller ~~~

OK, ok. I happen to love dogs, too.
BTW, how the new addition to the family?


MaggiesWishes 60F

2/21/2006 8:42 pm


Mmmmm... only you would think of it in those terms!
Naughty boy < shakes her finger at him>

MaggiesWishes 60F

2/21/2006 8:43 pm

^5 Michael !!!

But, we won't tell Tiller!

MaggiesWishes 60F

2/21/2006 8:44 pm


Too dang funny, girly! My kind of house,

rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

2/21/2006 8:58 pm

You can be my kitty, & I'll be your Border Collie.

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
2/22/2006 12:58 pm

Lol - That's sooo true!

MaggiesWishes 60F

2/27/2006 3:47 pm

bigC ~~
do you shed?
do you bite?
are you licensed?

MaggiesWishes 60F

2/27/2006 3:49 pm

aascrompn~~ yelp!

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