Big Blue Fever !!! KY Style ...  

MaggiesWishes 60F
2231 posts
2/13/2006 3:20 pm

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Big Blue Fever !!! KY Style ...

Now, I know a few of my friends, are from KY and I also graduated from UK and spent time in the Bluegrass state ... so, when I came upon this, it was hard to resist.

This is for Kyplowboy22 and my other blogland friend who is longing to get back to familiar home territory.

I warn you, I laughed, but ya know ... some of this hits home.


Things I've learned about Kentucky

Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

There are 5000 types of snakes, and 4998 live in Kentucky.

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Kentucky, plus a couple that nobody has seen before.

Squirrels will eat anything.

Unknown critters love to dig holes under tomato plants.

Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe.

If it grows, it stick's; if it crawls, it bites.

A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.

Onced and Twiced are words.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.

"Upanunder" means underneath.

People actually grow and eat okra.

"Fixinto" is one word.

There ain't no such thing as "lunch." There's "dinner" and then there's "supper."

Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two.

"Backards and forards" means, "I know everything about you."

"Did ya jeet yet?" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"

You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.


Note** More to come ... stay laughing to the same channel!!


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
2/13/2006 4:24 pm

LMAO

Sounds a lot like Georgia.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


kyplowboy22 61M

2/13/2006 10:27 pm

roflmao....when is ever body else gonna larn how ta talk right?


MaggiesWishes 60F

2/13/2006 10:39 pm

Yes, Spin ~~
... how similar the South can be, anywhere below the Mason-Dixon Line


MaggiesWishes 60F

2/13/2006 10:41 pm

Miss Divinity ~~
Ju't inwait til ya get o'holt of sum good ol'catfish! Yum-Yum!


MaggiesWishes 60F

2/13/2006 10:44 pm

Wordy ~~
ain't no Blue Tick Hound in KY gonna sit back and not hunt! Just ain'ts gonna happen. Nope.
and I do belive, they say a heap of Ya'lls in them there hills.
just saying, ya know.


Efilnikufecin69 47M

2/13/2006 11:28 pm

Ya'll needs ta go down to da Market and fetch a poke 'a taters!


MaggiesWishes 60F

2/14/2006 11:32 am

"y'uins need to get a holt of some fatback for the soup beans too!"

LOL! Efiln ...

So much for back in the day, sayings!


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