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New car, new day, new shit....
New car, new day, new shit....
So to my tale of woe... I went to the INsurance place...another good thing was my insurance
is only 104$ a month, I stopped at a random place on the way to the place i was supposed to
be getting my insurance, just for a comparison quote/ to kill time before my place opened, and
it was cheaper! word! LOL..And i only had to put the 104$ down.. so rock on...
I then continued to the Tag place.. no line.. >Hmm.. see a pattern here? Good luck, good luck, good luck...
Kinda like that ish the other night.. lol< Anyway.. i got a cool tag..a new one with Clown fish! HEHE
NEMOS!! Anyway.. so I came and then headed out to meet up Adam for lunch...This is where
it gets fun...I was going down Fletcher.... the part I live on.. like in the middle of nowhere...
And im abiding the speed ilmit of couse.. when my right front tire blew out..so screeecchh..
swerve, you get the point. Im like oh shittt. No outgoing calls on my phone and no service where
im at, so i cant even beep beep or text for help...I chill there about a half hour... and it starts
POURING rain... great..NOW my motor chooses to die for my windows..> i paid 200$ for this car
so i cant really complain...< so my sunroof is open windows down rain everywhere. So im chillin
in my car while the rain pours in.. Jammin to Dave..chain smoking...I found a pretty good sized
remant of a blunt in my glove box... lol so i blazed up that....So in my stoned stupor i decide to
pull the rug outta the truck to try and cover the sunroof...so i
start tearin apart the trunk....when POOF under the rug in the trunk is a peice of plywood..so
i pull that up too and theres a donut as in spare in there! Hell yea..So I drag that out...and low and
behold.. i find a jack in there too! Im thinkin im set... Till i see that the stick thing you put in the
jack to crank it is gone..Fuck! Im pissed so im tryin to tist the thing myself..i got it up like and
inch and that was it....FINALLY some dude pulls over...and he happens to have the same jack so hes
got the twisty stick..>what do you call that thing.. ? Im pretty sure its not "twisty stick" but whatever<
So we jack up the car...and...Its got those stupid key lugnuts! WTF!??! I am pissed by now...chain smoking like a bitch,
so he lets me use his phone, and i call the guy i got the car from, and he says hes never seen the key...
But the dude wants to look anyway...so im like whatver..think im gonna have to try and drive
it 15 miles home on a rim.... when i say it blew out i mean blew out.. there is Nooo tire left at all...
after about 15 minutes of lookin he agrees with me there no key..but he says theres trash under my passanger seat..
thanks buddy.. so i throw the seat back and grab the trash when i see another "trap door" whats going on
wit this car....Pull up the velco and theres a lil hole, and out i pull the key! So I jack up my car..
and this bitch is asking me if i know how to chaneg a tire.. bitch please... lol, so i tear the tire off,
change it, the donut is flat! arghh... So i jump in going like 5mph to the gas station...have to beg
for quarters for the machine.. guestimate fill it up.. no gauge anywhere... get back on the road and conttinue on my
5mph journey down the 55 mph limit road....Even though my hazards are on im still gettin honks
and fingers.. ARGHHH...So no more Dave... Im on 98 rock now..grr... lol. Im AMLOST HOME... like 45,minutes later...
and this cop has the fucking balls to pull me over!! For the love of god...He comes up and is like what
sees to be the problem here honey.. I was not in a good mood, cover in grease and tire ick, so im look at him and say
what does it look like... He sat there and messed with me for like 15 minutes, and then asked me if
i lived far, and told me he just say that when he ran my tags I had gotten all my stuff today, so he
wanted to be the first to pull me over.. he says you never forget your first cop.. WTF!??! ARGHHH
I wanted to knock his ass out right there....I wish i had some mase on me... lol
8/29/2005 3:45 pm
That's too funny girl and it's called a tire tool, simple enough?|
Sorry to laugh at your tale of woe, but the way you put is so Madi like, funny. Hey, at least your mobile, now on to the next step, right?
8/29/2005 4:58 pm
what would the next step be?... I need 4 new tires now.. and Im lucky more than one didnt blow out on me.. lol. Gotta change the oil and transmission fluid.. argh Ill be playing grease monkey all day tomorrow! |
8/29/2005 5:46 pm
i thought you quit smoking |
8/29/2005 6:53 pm
yea, so did i....Ima social smoker...and a stressed smoker.. brb.. need a cig...|
8/29/2005 10:27 pm
Sorry to laugh at your pain MADI but I agree with eroticneurotic you can tell a tale of woe and make it funny
Best of luck
S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.
8/30/2005 7:55 am
Will someone please call Xzibit, we have got to get this girl on MTV's pimp my ride.|
8/30/2005 3:48 pm
OK, so you're still on step 1, but I bet you make a cute grease monkey. So how was your shopping adventure? Care to write a blog about it, or is that too personal, heh? LOL|
Good one FSU, she'd really be pimpin' then, we'd have to call her Mackin' Madi.