Merry Christmas Asshole...My gift to you  

MadiCowx 30F
315 posts
12/25/2005 5:49 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Merry Christmas Asshole...My gift to you

::sigh:: The roads today were lovely. Most of the way to see my family todays I was cruising along at 65...A nice speed for Park Blvd

I drive it everyday...So I know the road pretty well...And I know where the police lurk for the most part, so I know when it's "Definitely not safe to speed" Yea I know, blah blah, Its NEVER OK to speed...But you know what I mean

So my tale begins today on Gandy...Life is good and I'm singing along to some Sublime...Oh happy day But then HE came along. The little red rodeo. Argh. I hate it and the man with the mustache behind the wheel in it...I hate his cigar and his sunglasses...I hate the bobble head on his dash, and I hate the huge pinky ring on his hand the most. I hate it because I can see it. Yes, See it...from my side mirror as I am driving along.

OK...I'll be nice...It is Christmas. I slide over a lane so he can get by. He then comes into the middle lane too and proceeds to again, ride my ass. OK fair enough...Into the slow lane...he follows...Back to the left...Again he stays with me...

I gave him my best glare from over my sunglasses at the next red light...My mirror being the messenger between us...Just to let him know I mean business...Dont mess with me buddy...

I feel a gangsta kick as i switch radio stations and spark up. The light turns green and I give my little rice burner all the gas I can...and leave him in the dust. Or so I thought. :: Grumble::

Now keep in mind...There is no one out right now. The other two lanes are one else in sight. Why be in my lane? OK It's on now...

I kick it up a notch and bring her up to 70...BRAKE!!! HOW WELL DO YOUR BRAKES WORK BITCH!!!??!!

Argh..apparently pretty well, since alas...I wasn't rear-ened. Thats the good thing about having a shitty car...LOL Whats the worst he can do? Hit me? LOL, Don't mess with me, Ill play dirty and play a oops you rear ended me game

But today I was feeling nice. I was on my way to see my family...The possibility of presents loomed in my head... I wanna get there, not spend the day with the police...Wait thats it! The police...

And the plot thickens. We're coming up to the overpass by US 19 where Gandy becomes Park, where the cop looms Right when the speed limit changes from 55 to 40 on a downward slope...He got me before, so I know he's there.

I pushed my little car to the max...Redlining my RPM's as I climbed the hill with Punky Ring guy hot on my tail...I hit 85 at the top started down, and then POOF switched lanes and slammed on the brakes hitting the bottom at exactly 40...With that the Little red rodeo sped past not exactly knowing what happened. I saw the sirens before he did.

He paused from pulling out his paperwork for the approaching officer long enough to see me go by...I gave him my absolute cutest smile ...Merry Christmas bitch...I told ya not to play with me


AltumHunksUnite 53M

12/26/2005 7:24 am

Ah, so Madi spun a trap for her adversary. Excellent

SUVs that tailgate me piss me off too, but many times they'll back off if you squirt your washer button and let the spashes hit their windshield.

Let me drive. I like the view

eroticneurotic 46M

12/26/2005 10:29 am

LMAO MADI! Way to lay it down and show that fool what time it is! LOL



oraide05 50M

12/27/2005 2:51 pm


simlpyfun68 48F
1173 posts
1/2/2006 9:35 am

That's my girl! I love it I am just catching up here I am now feeling like I am home reading all these blogs as of now you take the cake with this one.

Hugz n Smiles

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