Another frusterated ramble...  

MadiCowx 30F
315 posts
9/28/2005 3:43 pm

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Another frusterated ramble...

Thoughts on Rock, paper, scissors...

I understand that scissors can beat paper and I get how rock can beat scissors. But there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh shit I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole."

tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
9/28/2005 7:35 pm

LOL. I've long wondered the same thing. I'll file this one away.



CaboWaboVHnut 56M
637 posts
9/28/2005 8:01 pm

Madi, my thoughts exactly !!! I've always wondered who the hell came up with paper covering rock being able to beat rock !!! If rock breaks scissors, it only makes sense that rock would tear one hell of a hole in paper !!! Peace !!! Cabo !!!

a_poetman 45M

9/28/2005 9:45 pm

You need to "relax" woman, and not with the broken BOB!

MadiCowx 30F

9/29/2005 8:17 am

Hehe Yes I do Poet...But you know, i need the times of crisis like these to help me find lifes little questions... Like for example THr rock , paper, scissors....It's right up there with the chicken Vs. the egg thing...


rm_MisterFrumpy 46M
428 posts
10/3/2005 9:31 pm

i'll be damned if that doesnt sound like some crap that would come out of my mouth

MadiCowx 30F

10/4/2005 11:08 am

Ima Frump prodigy


rm_bitterSC 65M
12 posts
10/13/2005 5:39 am

Beats me

By the way, if you happen to have any unwanted green paper with pictures of dead presidents on it, you can always send it to me! THANKS!

__Huntress__ 55M/57F

10/13/2005 5:33 pm

I watch my kids go this all the time ...
I never did quite get it ...


SirMounts 102M

10/26/2005 7:20 pm

Boy, I wonder what you're like when playing Monopoly?

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