Crash  

Mackey05 39F
508 posts
3/27/2005 10:12 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Crash


I got an e-mail from a guy I haven't heard from in a few years. Him and I were on the Judo team together in college and were sparring partners because my coach wanted me to jump up a few weight classes and none of the women on my team were close in weight. Put it this way... At 5'9 I kept my weight at 160 during soccer season and for Judo and powerlifting I had to gain 30 pounds. My last month and a half of soccer I downed protein like a champ ( and no, not in the way all of you men are thinking! LMAO! ) was on creatine, and worked out 3x a day. My partner, I'll call him Jake, was great at motivating me to suck down those last shakes and hit the mats when all I wanted to do was shower and go to sleep. We became quick friends ( it happens when you spend time rolling around on top of each other 2-3 hours a day... had more physical contact with him with more frequency than anyone I've ever dated LOL! )and one night I was at a party with him and his girlfriend when people started calling him "Crash".

I asked him how he got the nickname and he was really embarassed until he had a few beers in him and he finally clued me in on the joke.

Jake and his girlfriend were in high school and when he was driving her home one night she was really horny and wanted to give him some road head. She was really good at it and kept teasing him by bringing him really close, tasting his precum and then stopping. It built up so much that he couldn't handle it. All he remembers was having a mindblowing orgasm then waking up as they loaded him into an ambulience.

His parents were pissed when they walked in his hospital room after the EMT's had told them what happened... He was distracted so much by the oral sex that he had crashed the car into the side of a freight train and was lucky to be alive! He had a broken collarbone, fractured both bones in his left forearm, broke a leg, and had a concussion. His girfriend split the back of her head open on the steering wheel, bruised her uvula and the back of her throat, bruised her kidneys, and had some bad scrapes and bruises on her body.

As a joke his roomies would put a 'Rail Road Crossing' sign on his door anytime she came out for a visit and they closed the door! LOL!

It was cool to hear that "Crash" and "R.R" are getting married this coming June. I hope their sex life has been "safer" than it was in the past!

badboyofurdreams 40M

3/28/2005 9:20 am

Oh my goodness. They're lucky to be alive. One has to be extra careful when getting road head. I'll definitely remember this story the next time.


rm_bluegenes51 56M
245 posts
4/19/2005 10:40 am

His parents were pissed when they walked in his hospital room after the EMT's had told them what happened... He was distracted so much by the oral sex that he had crashed the car into the side of a freight train and was lucky to be alive! He had a broken collarbone, fractured both bones in his left forearm, broke a leg, and had a concussion. His girfriend split the back of her head open on the steering wheel, bruised her uvula and the back of her throat, bruised her kidneys, and had some bad scrapes and bruises on her body.
.... Happened to a friend of mine...totalled his new Firebird


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