Wedding Anniversary  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
4/23/2006 10:24 am

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4/24/2006 3:59 pm

Wedding Anniversary

A husband found himself in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife angrily told him, "Tomorrow there better be something for me in the driveway that goes from zero to 160 in five seconds or less."

The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Visiting hours for the husband at the hospital are limited due to the extent of the injuries...

LOL I would never have thought of that!

mycin62 54F

4/23/2006 10:57 am

LOL, too funny!!

Last year I got a trip to Hawaii for my anniversary, let's see if he can top that this year!!!

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/23/2006 2:10 pm:
NICE gift

docdirk 47M

4/23/2006 11:38 am

Forget the hospital... visiting hours for that dude would be in the morgue!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/23/2006 2:11 pm:
We all know the sweet Doc would never do anything like that

easy_8 56M

4/23/2006 11:57 am

Thanks...Made me laugh too loud...

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/23/2006 2:11 pm:
Sorry but glad you laughed!

jd29992z 54M
3888 posts
4/23/2006 12:09 pm

That was a good one! Here is one for you.

Why do women close their eyes during sex?

Because they can't stand to see a man having a good time!

That could go either way depending on who is telling the joke see you JD

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/23/2006 2:12 pm:
Thanks for the joke in return

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