Two Old Ladies  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
6/7/2006 6:00 am

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6/7/2006 9:33 am

Two Old Ladies

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mable: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks What brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted

Djeeper1987 47M

6/7/2006 6:07 am

Carpe Diem

ByteChaser2 52M

6/7/2006 6:29 am

If she had smoked... That'd be my mother-in-law.

Sadness on top of grief My tribute to her when she passed last year. She was a wonderful old gal that one...

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/7/2006 6:31 am:
Very nice tribute to her

RockPebble 69M
2476 posts
6/7/2006 7:26 am


MaggiesWishes 59F

6/7/2006 7:44 am

Two older ladies in church.
Near the end of the sermon, One of the ladies turns to her friend and says,
"Oh, Trudie ... my butt is so tired."
Trudie looks at her anoyed and says,
"Yes, I know. I heard it snoring."

Love those old lady funnies
Thanks bunches
warm huggies 2ya

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/7/2006 9:34 am:
LOL yes they are, thats why I love Maxine jokes so much

Phuc_Buddy 46M

6/7/2006 9:28 am

Very funny. Where did you get that? Mind if I "borrow" it to send on to a couple of people?

Thanks again for the laugh!

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/7/2006 9:33 am:
I think my Mom sent me this one

Feel free to share it~

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