Tight Skirt, Bus Stop  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
6/12/2006 5:52 am

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6/13/2006 4:44 pm

Tight Skirt, Bus Stop

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

Phuc_Buddy 46M

6/12/2006 6:38 am

So is that how you make friends while you are waiting for the bus?

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/12/2006 7:49 am:
A good joke is how you get votes!

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
6/12/2006 9:12 am

I loved that joke the first time I saw it. Great twist at the end.
I've passed on a few jokes like that in my blog. Only the cream of the crop.

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/12/2006 10:05 am:
So is this one worth passing along?

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
6/12/2006 12:09 pm

Oh yes indeed. Pass it along baby.
I also love those silly jokes that only seem hysterical after 2am.
I am lucky enough not to get thousands of forwarded stuff in my e-mail. It can get a bit much.

NSAAddict 42F

6/12/2006 1:47 pm

LMAO, I like this one

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/12/2006 2:49 pm:
So who wins for the day?

panthersdreamer 47M
295 posts
6/12/2006 5:45 pm

thats funny girl!! the visuals of you in that position would be funny and more!!!


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/13/2006 6:11 am:
Yeah it would be LOL, but I would have more of a prob with these damn crutches!

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

6/12/2006 9:46 pm


"Mr. Bambi" here...

I'll have to start riding the bus!

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/13/2006 6:12 am:
Right behind me

Djeeper1987 47M

6/13/2006 6:16 am

Thats pretty funny.

Carpe Diem

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/13/2006 7:04 am:
Thanks hun!

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