Three things in life!  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
4/18/2006 5:18 am

Last Read:
4/24/2006 4:00 pm

Three things in life!

Knock! Knock!

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.

"May I help you?" she asked.

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive
ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.

"No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row--too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.

The man replied, "South Carolina."

"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."

"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is that there are three things in life that are certain:

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer.

dasher121 36M

4/18/2006 7:08 am

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA that joke is beyond great!!!


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/18/2006 1:09 pm:
I thought so too Hope it helped your headache

RockPebble 69M
2487 posts
4/18/2006 7:15 am

Thank you,

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/18/2006 1:09 pm:
You are welcome

rm_android1960a 56M
428 posts
4/18/2006 7:18 am

Smart lawyer.

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/18/2006 1:10 pm:
Oh very smart

ByteChaser2 53M

4/18/2006 8:33 am

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/18/2006 1:10 pm:
Happy to make you smile

Jeepidiot 42M

4/18/2006 3:09 pm

Why in the world would they make the guy from SC? I mean much more interesting states than here.

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/18/2006 3:38 pm:
I changed the state just for you Jeep (just kidding!) Who knows why they choose the states they do!

Seriously_Real 48M

4/21/2006 8:20 am

Some of the best people I've ever known have been screwed by lawyers....heh.

--Seriously (a fucker)

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/21/2006 1:18 pm:
Hmm does that mean you are a lawyer? If you are, no offense!

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