The princess  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
2/21/2006 7:03 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The princess


Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,
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self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog

as she sat
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contemplating

ecological issues
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on the shores of an unpolluted pond
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in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
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and said, "Elegant Lady,
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I was once a handsome prince,
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until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,
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and I will turn back
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into the dapper, young prince that I am.

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Then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever feel grateful
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and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sautéed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't freakin' think so.

redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

2/21/2006 7:43 am



TTFN


rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
2/21/2006 8:01 am

Thanx for the laugh...

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch


13267752 54M

2/21/2006 8:25 am

That'll teach the little beggar not to fuck with a princess.


rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
2/21/2006 8:29 am

I read this before and I continue to laugh out loud
every time I read it

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


redmustang91 57M  
8657 posts
2/21/2006 8:42 am

The frog needed better coaching. What if froggie had said:

Kiss me and we will have a fantastic life filled with fab sex, servants for housekeeping, nannies for the kids, or not if you don't want any, travel, fine wine and gourmet food, and all the best things in life that I will provide.

Still want to eat frog legs or have some great orgasms?


MWWwantsmore 51F

2/21/2006 8:59 am

REDLIPS, SWEET & GODDESS: happy to make you smile, I think its hysterical

REDMUSTANG: Now that would have been a much better response

132: Thats right never fuck WITH a princess (or woman) just fuck them


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