The Nagging Wife  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
3/9/2006 6:34 am

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3/12/2006 7:07 am

The Nagging Wife

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and said "I think I will just have her shipped home. "

The undertaker then asked "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man then replied "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"

Hope this post does not offend anyone, I apologize if it does

CamCumWithMe 59M

3/9/2006 10:36 am

No offense taken! (Pardon me while I set my Pepsi down... I have this habit of laughing with a mouthful and sooner or later if I don't stop that, I'll end up choking myself!)

champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
3/10/2006 6:15 am

Too funny!!!

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/11/2006 5:37 pm

So damn funny

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