TRAIN RIDE  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
5/1/2006 5:04 am

Last Read:
5/3/2006 4:36 pm

TRAIN RIDE

The train was quite crowded, so the U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this Americanin his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the
window.



Phuc_Buddy 46M

5/1/2006 5:05 am

Thanks for the laugh!!!


MWWwantsmore replies on 5/1/2006 1:35 pm:
Welcome

caressmewell 53F

5/1/2006 6:18 am

Grins...yep, the wrong bitch was tossed from the window!


MWWwantsmore replies on 5/1/2006 1:35 pm:
Aint that the truth!

firestarter665 42M/39F

5/1/2006 6:50 am

LMAO!


MWWwantsmore replies on 5/1/2006 1:35 pm:

tazzler1 55M/42F

5/1/2006 4:32 pm

I love that it was great


MWWwantsmore replies on 5/1/2006 4:37 pm:
Off the train with the snooty English woman!

MWWwantsmore replies on 5/1/2006 4:39 pm:
OOOPS snooty French woman lol

easy_8 56M

5/1/2006 5:03 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I could hear the stuffy British accent!!! HEHEHE


MWWwantsmore replies on 5/2/2006 4:43 am:
The stuffy French accent too LOL

its_a_go 37M

5/1/2006 9:01 pm

I absolutely LOVED that one!


MWWwantsmore replies on 5/2/2006 4:43 am:
Glad you enjoyed it!

dasher121 36M

5/2/2006 4:37 am

HAHAHAHAHHA always enjoy the jokes you put up here!

TheDude.


MWWwantsmore replies on 5/2/2006 4:44 am:
You are welcum anytime to view my jokes

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