St Patty's Day Joke  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
3/17/2006 5:05 am

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St Patty's Day Joke

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

rm_herestill 56M

3/17/2006 6:02 am

thatsa good one!I'm gonna use it tonite!by the way,I'm not married,so I'll play with someone elses wife1

CamCumWithMe 59M

3/17/2006 6:34 am

Oh that is good! Can't say I could spend "a life" between a woman's legs, but two or three hours at a time would be do-able!

rm_Lei_bi_cd 65T
10 posts
3/17/2006 6:48 am

I liked that one myself! sounds like a few of the guys on here . All talk and no action

moonchildlover 64F
104 posts
3/17/2006 6:49 am

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa, love it

methodman1000 39M
1775 posts
3/17/2006 7:52 am


libgemOH 56M/52F

3/17/2006 8:02 am


angelgrrl 48F

3/17/2006 11:26 am

LOL, that is FUNNY!

MWWwantsmore 51F

3/17/2006 1:29 pm

Thanks all for visiting and

Happy St. Patty's Day To All!


3/17/2006 2:09 pm

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

rm_Sunnydz 55F
15 posts
3/17/2006 2:30 pm

Happy St. Patricks Day!! 2-3 hours? I'd have to pull your ears to wake you up! LOL

rm_android1960a 56M
428 posts
3/21/2006 8:39 pm

But seriously don't the O'Reilly's have Five children?

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