Smart blonde joke of the day  

MWWwantsmore 51F
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2/4/2006 6:27 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Smart blonde joke of the day

Finally a smart blonde joke..........

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know, I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a Conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde had just opened a book but she
closes it and says "What would you like to discuss?"

He says "How about nuclear power?"

"OK" says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff.....grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to talk about nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

NSAAddict 42F

2/5/2006 9:20 am

That's awesome!! I'm going to remember that line next time I'm sucked into annoying conversation! So happy to see you started a blog, best of luck!! NSA

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