Senior Moments  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
4/28/2006 5:01 am

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4/29/2006 1:53 pm

Senior Moments

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad, what is it?"

"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me ...your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."

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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you
stop lying about your age and start bragging about it

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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for
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Some people try to turn back their odometers.Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces.Then you forget to pull up your zipper.It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft..Today, it's called golf


Phuc_Buddy 46M

4/28/2006 5:16 am

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad, what is it?"

"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me ...your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."

Please, oh please anything but that!!!!
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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you
stop lying about your age and start bragging about it

I do brag especially after someone mistakeningly thinks I'm younger then I am!

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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for

All too true!

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Some people try to turn back their odometers.Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

You look fabulous!!!

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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

LOL I just tried explaining algebra to my 9 year old son to show him how he could solve a word problem. I'll go back and take Algebra again but please don't make me repeat my German classes!!!!

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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.



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I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

LOL - the hills just seem to keep going and going and going.

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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

It is but remember the days of being a kid and summer vacations and no worries. I would be able to take three months off and just be a kid again.

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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

I'll drink to that!

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Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.


Hmmmmm....haven't seen any former clasmates in a long time. At least I don't remember seeing them.


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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

Unless you are going to laugh at yourself!

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First you forget names, then you forget faces.Then you forget to pull up your zipper.It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

LOL

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft..Today, it's called golf

I knew there was a reason I didn't like the game.


MWWwantsmore 51F

4/28/2006 5:21 am

LOL love your comments


RockPebble 69M
2476 posts
4/28/2006 6:59 am

OMG, I resemble this post.


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/28/2006 7:06 pm:
Funny isnt it?

Phuc_Buddy 46M

4/28/2006 10:40 am

Why thank you soooo much!!!

{=}


charlieff 76M
264 posts
4/28/2006 3:24 pm

Thanks Sweety. You just had to remind me, didn't you?

A gushy reporter told Jack Nicklaus, "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"

Nicklaus replied, "The holes are numbered"

wCharlie


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/28/2006 7:07 pm:
LOL thats good, thanks for sharing

rm_android1960a 56M
428 posts
4/28/2006 4:02 pm

Two years ago they hired some new employees, one of them is now 23 and the other is 25. This January 12th marked the end of my 26th year at the power plant. I think that now I know how all those old men felt when I hired in at 19.

Here are some aging statements I have heard.

Getting old isn't so bad. I get to meat new people every day, No matter how many times I have met them before.

It’s not Alzheimer’s yet it’s just sometimers. Some times I remember some times I don’t.

Now at Easter time I can hide my own Easter eggs.

And my favorite. Old age is better than the alternative.


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/28/2006 7:07 pm:
Thats true, old age is better than the alternative

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