Retirement fun  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
3/1/2006 8:43 am

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3/6/2006 6:28 am

Retirement fun


Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went to a small shop on High Street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi Bas*ard. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of stinking dog sh*t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I
abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a sh*t. I came downtown by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.

fantasylover_05 62M

3/1/2006 9:29 am

OMFG THAT IS FUNNY!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!

ROFLMAO

Thank you!


rm_bri28ma 39M
357 posts
3/2/2006 7:09 am

LOL! nice!!


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