Prison VS Work  

MWWwantsmore 51F
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5/15/2006 5:02 am

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5/15/2006 5:12 am

Prison VS Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

IN spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cel
AT spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN get three meals a day.
AT get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN get time off for good behavior.
AT get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN can watch TV and play games.
AT could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN get your own toilet.
AT have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
At aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.

Phuc_Buddy 46M

5/15/2006 5:04 am

You forgot the one where in prison you get to work out everyday for free and at work you have to pay for your gym membership!

MWWwantsmore replies on 5/15/2006 5:13 am:
Or the one where you get to get a college degree for free!

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