Potentially or Realistically  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
2/19/2006 9:52 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Potentially or Realistically


A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars."
"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars",
and then, ask your brother
"if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother
replied, "Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix
up the house and send you kids to a great
University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad
Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"

The boy then went to his brother! and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you
know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days,
then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially
and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I
are sitting on three million dollars.............. but
realistically,......
we're living
with two sluts and a gay guy

rm_ClassActnCT 55M
57 posts
2/20/2006 6:25 am

Too FUNNY...


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