Police Comments  

MWWwantsmore 51F
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3/9/2006 6:29 am

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Police Comments

Police comments

The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country. (U.S)

#15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My personal favorite.)

#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."

#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

#4. "Just how big were those two beers?

#3. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."


#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't."

CronyGipsyVibex 46M

3/9/2006 7:29 am

I may have a few to add to that list!

MWWwantsmore 51F

3/9/2006 7:57 am

Tx: MMM add away hun, love to hear what sexy law enforcement have to say. A man in uniform makes my knees weak o-o

CamCumWithMe 59M

3/9/2006 10:41 am

Oh these are just too priceless! I can just picture a big, tired cop at the end of a long shift trying ever so hard to remain "professional" when dealing with people like that!

CronyGipsyVibex 46M

3/9/2006 12:13 pm

Oh that's ok darlin', you wouldn't necessarily need your knees.

MWWwantsmore 51F

3/10/2006 6:42 am

Huny; I should but still think cops are hot

TX. I kinda like being on my knees

CronyGipsyVibex 46M

3/10/2006 11:15 am

mzhunyhole - That's not very nice. I know there are a few bad apples but I'm one of the good ones. Besides, if you're not doing anything wrong then you shouldn't have a general dislike for cops. Right?

MWWwantsmore - Oh yes, please. *big grin* I just meant if they get too weak I'd love to have them in the air!

roguebiggs 39M

3/10/2006 3:53 pm

Very good and I know for a fact I have said a couple of those especially the hand cuffs are new they will stretch out I love that one. My personal favorite. o-o

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/11/2006 5:41 pm

love you list.

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