Nursing Home Humor  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
5/18/2006 4:28 am

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5/20/2006 2:10 pm

Nursing Home Humor

Sex in the old folks home

In the nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5, I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."

The old lady looked surprised, but didn't say a word. The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."

The old lady still said nothing, but after a couple minutes, she started digging down in her purse. She pulled out a wrinkled $20 bill and held it up.

"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," said the old man.

"Get serious," she replied. "Four times in the rocking chair".



rm_herestill 56M

5/18/2006 4:32 am

if I ever get old enuff to live in an old folks home,I'm gonna try that!That is,if I haven't lost my mind by then


MWWwantsmore replies on 5/18/2006 4:58 am:
LOL hope you do, try that I mean, not lose your mind

Phuc_Buddy 46M

5/18/2006 4:52 am

Always the early morning laugh....thanks.


MWWwantsmore replies on 5/18/2006 4:58 am:
Just for you! I know you always look forward to it!

MysteryDreamer 57F

5/18/2006 5:07 am

That is too funny!!!!!!!!!


RockPebble 69M
2485 posts
5/18/2006 7:35 am

LOL, ROF LMAO. Thanks


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