Jokes on this snowy day!  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
3/2/2006 9:52 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Jokes on this snowy day!

To help untangle my fishing gear, I asked my wife and her sister to walk the fishing line across our front yard and hold it taut while I reeled it back in. A man strolling by saw the two good-looking women and did a double take. "I don't know what you're using for bait," he said to me, "but I'll take a dozen."

For years my husband denied he was an aggressive driver. That changed one day when we were out for a ride with our three-year-old, Matthew. Seeing a teaching opportunity, I began quizzing Matthew about traffic lights. "What does a red light mean?" I asked. "Stop." "How about green?" "Go." "And yellow?" In his best deep-voice impression of Daddy, Matthew bellowed, "Hang on!"

methodman1000 39M
1775 posts
3/2/2006 11:23 am


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