Joke of the day  

MWWwantsmore 51F
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2/3/2006 6:27 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Joke of the day

Guts and Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
keep you better informed, a definition for each is listed below:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

tule33 52M

2/4/2006 2:15 am

Hilarious clarification...I loved them both,,thank you

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