Joke for today  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
3/5/2006 8:03 am

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3/6/2006 8:26 am

Joke for today

WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: IT'S BRAILLE FOR "SUCK HERE".

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: IT IS THE SAME AS A FRENCH KISS, BUT ONLY DOWN UNDER.

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: MELT THEM DOWN, MAKE A TIRE, AND CALL IT A GOODYEAR.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS TO SCRATCH.

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE...

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: WHEN THEY COME THEY'RE WILD AND WET, BUT WHEN THEY GO, THEY TAKE YOUR HOUSE AND CAR WITH THEM.


rm_coathanger1 48M
859 posts
3/5/2006 3:46 pm

I like the first one best..


champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
3/5/2006 6:58 pm

I knew there was a reason i liked them aussie's! They know how to kiss.


southrnpeach333 50F

3/5/2006 10:12 pm

so that's what those bumps are for


methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
3/5/2006 10:35 pm

funny post...


wantonwill 60M

3/6/2006 6:36 am

what is the difference between a prostitute and a nun taking a shower?

on has soap in her hole...and the other has hope in her soul.


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