I'm Pregnant!  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
6/6/2006 6:34 am

Last Read:
6/7/2006 10:08 am

I'm Pregnant!

Made you look didn't I? Just my daily joke...

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem.

However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge."

"If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $5,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him;


"Then you try again...!"


Phuc_Buddy 46M

6/6/2006 7:00 am

LMAO - that was a good one. I could see the father saying that...hmmm sounds like a good premise for a new WB comedy!


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/6/2006 9:31 am:
I thought it was cute

ByteChaser2 52M

6/6/2006 7:29 am

Tell the truth... This is the plot of that new "reality" series right? The spin off for "Date my mom" or something right?


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/6/2006 9:31 am:
Might be an interesting reality show LOL

funaddict65 53M

6/6/2006 9:14 am

Getting Pregnant!...is my favorite thing to practice and FAIL at...


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/6/2006 10:52 am:
I hope you mean getting women pregnant!

heapatrouble 52M

6/6/2006 1:00 pm

Reality Show: "Who Wants to Pork a Millionaire?"

The Heap

P. S. to MWW-- Yes, the title did scare me a little!


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/7/2006 10:09 am:
LOL would be an interesting reality show

RockPebble 69M
2476 posts
6/7/2006 7:19 am

LOL. If at first you don't succeed... Thanks, another good one.


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/7/2006 10:09 am:
You are welcome

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