Humor for today!  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
3/20/2006 4:59 am

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4/8/2006 8:18 pm

Humor for today!

Mexican Restaurant Specialty

A couple go to Mexico City for vacation and go to a famous local restaurant. They ask the waiter's opinion about what to order, and he tells them they have a special each Sunday that's wonderful, so the couple orders that.

With great fanfare, the waiter brings out a large silver serving platter with two huge steaming rounds of meat, juices dripping; it smells delicious and tastes even better.

The couple are delighted with their meal and ask the waiter just what the fabulous meat dish was. "Senor," he explains, "each Saturday night, we have the bullfights, and that was the bull's balls you ate.

The couple are a bit taken aback by what they had just eaten, but it was delicious, so they get over it.

Six months later, the couple returns back in Mexico City and decide to go to the same same restaurant. Feeling adventuresome, they order the same dish.

Once again, with great fanfare, the waiter brings out the huge silver serving dish and places it on the table. But this time there are two tiny pieces of meat, barely enough for one.

The man says, "excuse me, but the last time we were here and ordered this dish, it was huge, more than enough for two. Why is this one so small?"

The waiter smiles and replies, " Well you see, senor, sometimes the bull wins!"

G-spot vs. a Golfball

What is the differnce between a golf ball and a G-spot?

A guy will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
3/20/2006 5:25 am

MWWwantsmore replies on 3/20/2006 10:57 am:
back attcha!

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
3/20/2006 5:53 am

Too funny! Especially the one about the golf ball.

MWWwantsmore replies on 3/20/2006 11:01 am:
Yeah, but is it true or what? Except for 1 guy I met lol as I wrote in this post [blog post]

MoutnainGirl 37F

3/20/2006 9:36 am

Hey.. Thanks for the daily posts to help make my day go by a bit better. I always know I cn count on your blog to give me a laugh!

Moutnain Girl

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MWWwantsmore replies on 3/20/2006 11:03 am:
Always glad to put a smile on someone's face

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