Doughboy  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
5/8/2006 4:52 am

Last Read:
5/9/2006 2:41 pm

Doughboy

Sad news...

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.

He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.


Talk about a play on words LOL


Phuc_Buddy 46M

5/8/2006 4:55 am

Once again you have brought a smile to my morning. Thanks!


MWWwantsmore replies on 5/8/2006 4:55 pm:
Anytime

rm_poleforlick 51M

5/8/2006 5:29 am

Where do I send a pan of pop-n-fresh cimmomin rolls?


MWWwantsmore replies on 5/8/2006 4:55 pm:
Hmm not sure where the funeral was held lol

fantasylover_05 62M

5/8/2006 5:40 am

OH NOW THAT IS GOOD!!!

LMAO!!!!


MWWwantsmore replies on 5/8/2006 4:55 pm:
I thought so too!

firestarter665 42M/39F

5/8/2006 10:23 am

Too funny!!! If you don't mind, can I e mail this to my husband?


MWWwantsmore replies on 5/8/2006 4:56 pm:
Sure, feel free!

rm_android1960a 56M
428 posts
5/8/2006 3:46 pm

That’s just the way the cookie crumbles some times. Is there an organization where I can send a donation in lieu of flour.


MWWwantsmore replies on 5/8/2006 4:56 pm:
LOL

panthersdreamer 46M
295 posts
5/8/2006 6:13 pm

your good girl, that was good.

jessman


MWWwantsmore replies on 5/9/2006 4:47 am:
Hey I dont make these up lol, they get sent to me from friends and relatives

RockPebble 69M
2476 posts
5/9/2006 6:54 am

Very nice, lol. Somebody has way too much time on their hands.


pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

5/9/2006 9:58 am

LOL...This was very cleaver!


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