Doctor's advice  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
3/24/2006 4:46 am

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3/27/2006 4:00 pm

Doctor's advice

Attempted Suicide

One day, an old lady decided that she didn't want to live anymore. So she went to the doctor and asked, ''What's the best way to kill yourself?'' The doctor told her, ''Well, shooting yourself in the heart is a fast method.'' She asked him, ''Where's the heart located?'' The doctor said, ''It's three fingers below the nipple.''
Later on, the police and paramedics arrive at her house. When the paramedic asks what happened, one officer says, ''We found her on the floor with a gunshot wound to the knee.''




A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.

In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself".

One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horney and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board.

After a few minutes `slap and tickle', they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor's orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

The man answered, "Just great, asshole...when I fired the pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my willey and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"




playdate88 49M/44F
127 posts
3/24/2006 5:15 am

lol,,that was cute,,,,


CamCumWithMe 59M

3/24/2006 6:59 am

Aw jeeze-luweeze! ya killin' me!


MWWwantsmore replies on 3/24/2006 12:09 pm:
So was it soda or coffee this time?

Efilnikufesin69 47M

3/24/2006 7:53 am

See my post [post 281282]

Here is the comment left for Samantha from the original author of some of the blogs that Samantha192 has plagiarized:

Dear Samantha,

This is lifted in its entirety from me.

Remove this post and all other posts and photos that you have stolen from me...immediately. All of my material is original and protected by copyright.

I have reported you to AdultFriendFinder and will take further legal action if this happens again.

To all of your readers...if you would like to read the actual, real-life woman who wrote this and many of Samantha's other sexy articles, please visit me at blog spot AlwaysArousedGirl .

Samantha, grow up and do your own writing. Stealing someone else's words and pictures is not only juvenile, it is a crime.

AlwaysArousedGirl


MWWwantsmore replies on 3/24/2006 12:08 pm:
I am not quite sure why you posted this on my blog. Dont usually read Samatha's blog anyway but thanks

rm_jpc7111 85M
11 posts
3/24/2006 2:59 pm

I think this is great


rm_nastyboyct 47M

3/25/2006 7:28 am

I was wondering where it was going..lol


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