Do I Know You?  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
6/17/2006 6:09 am

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6/19/2006 7:10 am

Do I Know You?

A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WHO WAVES AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS, "DO YOU KNOW ME ?"

TO WHICH SHE REPLIES, "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH, WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED ME WITH WET CELERY."


SHE SAID, "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."


timberwolf6972 44M

6/17/2006 6:30 am

Lmao! I've seen that one before but it's still hilarious! If I were that guy I'd leave town after that one!


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/17/2006 8:56 am:
I think it would be hard to face the teacher again Thanks for stopping by!

SleekIcilyVarix 41M

6/17/2006 6:37 am

lol..thanks for the laugh


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/17/2006 8:57 am:
You are welcome, stop by anytime!

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
6/17/2006 10:09 am

...note to self..."Always think before I speak"...thanks for the funny!


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/17/2006 10:25 am:
Good motto to have

funaddict65 53M

6/17/2006 11:22 am

LMFAO.......2 1/2 points.......I'd have given you 3, but I hurt myself falling off my seat.....lol


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/17/2006 12:45 pm:
Sorry didnt mean to make you hurt yourself Need me to kiss something better?

manextraordinare 41M

6/17/2006 12:36 pm

i didn't get it the first time 'round...soon as i saw math teacher i started thinking equations and formulas and where the hell is my math home work i never did...surely if i keep looking through my note book i'll come across it.

however the joke does remind me of supermarket sex...ok you got me. i'll admit it, everything reminds me of sex. i know i can't believe it either. i'm so embarrassed. wanna fuck?

so what's up with the rain today? yahoo weather said partly cloudy. in fact it still says partly cloudy...they oughtta change that. gloomy days would be good for hiding away and exploring your playful willingness.

still bored or did you find something to occupy yourself?


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/17/2006 12:47 pm:
Hmmm bet you were one of those "bad" boys in school Now why does everything remind you of sex? Not getting any?

Still bored as hell

manextraordinare 41M

6/17/2006 1:50 pm

i'm not getting any from you. woe is me...actually, to many yahoo searches lead me to porn sites. now i just assume everything has a sexual basis.

have you tried dusting all your furniture? i don't know, i hear some women like that kind of stuff. yeah i hear ya dusting doesn't do anything for me either...unless i was watching you. i might find that entertaining. don't forget you can always write me a story when your bored. how is it getting around on crutches? pain in the ass or are you able to walk on your cast? i've never had a cast before.


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/17/2006 2:11 pm:
Fuck the dusting! Or maybe fuck while dusting

Its a royal PIA getting around on crutches, cant put any weight on my foot. IT SUCKS ( but then again so do I )

manextraordinare 41M

6/17/2006 9:32 pm

looks like i ain't the only one who turns everything into sex


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/18/2006 6:06 am:
LOL Who Me?

docdirk 47M

6/17/2006 10:46 pm

Tom Hanks still has never been better!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/18/2006 6:07 am:
LOL Not really sure what you mean by that comment

ilsuconu 56M

6/18/2006 7:05 am

Well... so much for keeping THAT secret!


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/18/2006 8:18 am:
LOL Yeah some guys just cant help themselves

Djeeper1987 47M

6/18/2006 8:41 am



Carpe Diem


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/19/2006 7:10 am:
Thanks

docdirk 47M

6/18/2006 7:45 pm

    Quoting docdirk:
    Tom Hanks still has never been better!!!
MWWwantsmore replies on 6/18/2006 9:07 am:
LOL Not really sure what you mean by that comment


Your image for this post: Bachelor Party - one of Tom Hanks' first movie roles. Also, one of the roles he's most likey to regret taking!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


MWWwantsmore replies on 6/19/2006 7:11 am:
LOL I got it after I posted the response Must be the drugs affecting my thinking

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