Clinton Joke  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
2/9/2006 6:50 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Clinton Joke


Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the
proposition that they were nearly identical stories ! His cool
professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.

harleybear687 63M

2/9/2006 7:45 am

love it!!!!!!


rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
2/9/2006 7:45 am

Very funny...thanx for the laugh

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fantasylover_05 62M

2/9/2006 8:20 am

Yes that is indeed FUNNY!! LOL

AND OH SO TRUE!! LOL LOL LOL


LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
2/9/2006 8:27 am

lol .. very good!!! we still joke about the "blue dress" ... especially everytime the band or dj plays "lady with the blue dress ...blue dress ...blue dress on" .. .say, who wrote that anyhow!

will pass on one from joke section of my blog

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or
where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no
matter how bad it is."
1997, Barbara Bush

lil


LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
2/9/2006 8:28 am

say, can i borrow it for our joke section???
lil


roguebiggs 39M

2/9/2006 9:31 am

That was funny hun got a kick out of it gives me something to smile about before going to work for the day


outdoorman94 47M

2/9/2006 9:51 am

I have to say i like this one....lol


MillsShipsGayly 51M

2/9/2006 10:04 am

In the spirit of FAIR & BALANCED, I saw this:

Would someone just give W a blow job so we could impeach him?


Satyr48 67M
1773 posts
2/9/2006 10:10 am

Cute, thanks

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Synn74 42F
1206 posts
2/9/2006 10:48 am

here's a post from a friends blog seemed fitting to add here as well

Hillary's First Night in Office enjoy



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