Body Meeting!  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
4/24/2006 5:33 am

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4/25/2006 5:27 pm

Body Meeting!

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".


"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The asshole is usually in charge !!



Jeepidiot 42M

4/24/2006 2:53 pm

Another winner!


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/25/2006 4:33 am:
Why thank you jeep!

rm_pagan380 65M
4405 posts
4/24/2006 4:28 pm

One of my favorite asshole stories. Thanks for reminding me who's in charge.
Truly,


Come play naked in the sunshine and dance naked under the stars.

Digambara


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/25/2006 4:34 am:
We all suffer when the asshole isnt happy

jd29992z 54M
3888 posts
4/24/2006 8:18 pm

Yes isnt that the truth!!! JD


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/25/2006 4:34 am:
It sure is!

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